Piranha 3D: Is it for you?

[kaligal]

Do you enjoy Girls Gone Wild videos? Big on the soft porn? Then, yeah, Piranha is for you.

If you're not into that stuff, stay away. Stay far, far away.

During the most porno scene in the movie, they play classical music. I think the music was an attempt to say, "This isn't porno. It's art!" but only the most moronic of morons could be fooled.

The whole thing was very, very disappointing for me. There were a lot of munched up bodies, which I don't mind at all. But the whole movie was just ****s, ****s, ****s through the whole thing.

Proof that most folks will do almost anything for money, Richard Dreyfus is in the thing for about 30 seconds. He's in a boat, listening to the radio and singing along to "Show Me The Way To Go Home," which was the only really funny thing in the movie. But then the piranha attack and eat him and the movie's big star is dead.

The whole thing was just gross. Icky, icky, icky.

 

[dpuck1998]

A quick review of the cast shows several porn stars in the credits. sounds like my kind of movie

 

[*NikkiBell*]

Um....

 

[dalt01]

stay away. Stay far, far away. porno very, very disappointing for me..................... There were a lot of munched up bodies, which I don't mind at all.

nothing personal.........but........i have always marveled at people who think seeing sex is disgusting.........but seeing wholesale slaughter and blood and guts and death is.........OK..........????????????????????....let me say again.......i am not targeting you........just musing.

 

[kaligal]

nothing personal.........but........i have always marveled at people who think seeing sex is disgusting.........but seeing wholesale slaughter and blood and guts and death is.........OK..........????????????????????....let me say again.......i am not targeting you........just musing.

LOL, you are so used to being jumped on, aren't you?! I don't take offense to that and even if I did...I am not a grudge holder.

And not many people MARVEL at me, so that's kinda flattering. Thanks. Feel free to marvel any time.

I went for a suspense and slasher flick and I got Girls Gone Wild. Granted, I didn't do my research. And I expect a wee bit of nudity in those things.

But this was beyond the beyond. It was actual soft porno. Eek!!!

Slasher stuff isn't real. I "get" that it bugs some people and understand why they wouldn't want to see it. But I like it. I don't live for it. Haven't seen all the slasher flicks, but I do like some of them.

The...um...other stuff is...uh...I can't even.

I'm all for people wanting to enjoy whatever they enjoy. But as my own little PDA...

If Girls Gone Wild isn't for you, you'll want to skip this movie.

 

[georgemoe]

Fish AND pron!

Added to my Netflix queue. Thanks for the tip.

 

[dalt01]

LOL, you are so used to being jumped on, aren't you?! I don't take offense to that and even if I did...I am not a grudge holder.

And not many people MARVEL at me, so that's kinda flattering. Thanks. Feel free to marvel any time.

i dont much mind getting jumped on........i can handle myself ........i just did not want to hurt your feelings.