Pickup Lines

[honeywolf7]

What's the lamest pickup line you've ever had used on you? I was sitting minding my own business at the bus stop this afternoon after work (well, maybe not completely minding my own business....a guy and a girl got in a play fight and I looked up since they were pushing to make sure that it was just playing.) Anyway, I assumed they were a couple and when the guy walked up to me and said hi I said hi back (didn't want to be rude.) His next line was what I think was really lame: "Where's your man?" I informed him that my fiance was at work and that he owns a barber shop. He went back to the girl and said "She said she has a boyfriend." I heard her tell him to ask me if I wanted to be "friends" and luckily he said no to that suggestion. I think it's really lame to ask a woman where her man is right away like that....who says that a woman has to have a man?

 

[Pin Wizard]

I had to laugh when a friend told be about an experience he had overseas. Said a girl told him he had big feet. I laughed and said she must have been sizing up something else. He said she left...he must not have picked up on her line. LOL! He said she came back later and bought him a beer. ROFLMAO!

 

[KathyFP]

The worst one I ever got:

I was at a club with a few friends (many many years ago) on New Years Eve. A guy walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to bring the News Years in with a bang!

 

[luvmydogs]

When I was 20, I was at a club with friends, and a guy came over and said to me, "Hey, my (certain part of his anatomy) could make you feel like a real woman." So I said back to him, "I bet your (certain part of his anatomy) makes YOU feel like a real woman." Called me a name and walked away. I never had a problem giving guys a chance if they were honest and sincere--but not when they're vulgar idiots!

 

[smileybrat]

OK this isn't really a pickup line but I've had a few guys come over to talk to me and grab my arm or put their arm around me. I work with and am friends with guys who may do this and it doesn't really bother me, but if you don't know or barely know a guy who does this.............

 

[swea_pea1]

The worst one I got was when I was in college. Some guy asked me my major, and I told him it was math. His reply was "how about you and I take 1 and 1 and see what that makes". I laughed so hard, I spit my drink in his face!

 

[dennis99ss]

Brahaha.....I need to think back. I know I had some good ones...they just never worked I met dw with "do you work, go to school or something?"

I was in NYC one evening, and after the dinner we went to, a group of us went to a dance club, for some unknown reason, so I went along, became somewhat happy, and, found out we were hanging next to a bachelorette party. I recall having to go to the restroom, and encountering one of the girls with the party. Married sister of the bride I think, who asked me if I needed some help in the men's room. I said no, then she said she could use some help, and why didn't I go with her and help her. Well, I don't know if I was to drunk, or just not drunk enough, but I declined...........Still good for the ego though

 

[preshi]

Worst one I've EVER heard is "wanna play Lego's and see if we fit" (please feel free to delete if this is too racy)


Worst one and most common My best friend and I used to get is "Are you guys twins?" Ok Nerd we are about as opposite as you can get. Oh the crap I hear when I'm with my gorgeous best friend. I'm her "bodyguard" as I have the big mouth and I'm not afraid to open it, keeps most of the riff-raff away.