Pick Up Lines..

[Dismagic1]

for the ladies, do you like pick up lines or do you just prefer a man to come up to you and be real and honest?

If you prefer the pick up line approach, what are some good ones?

 

[lg3]

I'm married now, but NO - no pickup lines. They are a real turn off.
One of the worst ones I would hear would be when you are walking in a bar or club or something and a guy who is obviously interested in you comes up and says "smile", like it is some sort of command and apparently you weren't a zombie Barbie doll grinning from ear to ear at that moment just for him.

 

[kaytieeldr]

Real and honest. Not blunt, just honest. I'll respect you more, I'll see you as the intelligent, thinking, considerate adult you are - and even if there's no romance, there's still friendship. And of course, one of my friends may turn out to be perfect for you - but you'll never know if you walked up to me and opened with, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?".

For the record, mine is "Police take notice".

 

[pixiewings71]

Oh man I got the "smile" one so many times, I just shook my head and turned away....really? You want me to smile? Fine give me something to smile about....I much preferred the honest approach over the lame pick up lines....

 

[Eeyores Butterfly]

I dont get approached by many guys, but I think my preference would be real and honest. I wouldn't hate a pick up line if I could tell the guy was just socially awkward and didn't know how to approach me provided it's cheesy and not overly suggestive. But somebody who comes up to me making sexual references (or the aforementioned smile) is just a complete turn off. But like I said, for the most part I am willing to cut a guy some slack if I can tell that he is nervous.

 

[WestCOT]

Best Pick-Up Lines in the Known Universe:

1. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

2. I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an ectomorph, no doubt.

3. Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostils are so nice. I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice.

4. Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

5. You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

6. I'll bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of Lucky Charms.

7. You'd look like Venus de Milo, if I just cut off your arms.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

9. My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in.

10. Stop, drop and roll now, 'cause baby, you're on fire.

11. I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

12. You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it.

13. Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.

14. Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?

15. There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to desribe how smooth I am.

16. Maybe you've seen my picture. It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

17. My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?

18. You must have fallen from heaven; that would explain how you messed up your face.

19. Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb!

20. I'd like to take you home right now... so you can meet my mom.

And, to cap this off, the single best pick-up line in existence:

21. Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

[MzDiz]

No such thing as a good pick up line.

 

[MzDiz]

13. Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.

Ok, maybe that one.

 

[mrsv98]

Totally OT but reading the title of this thread has confirmed that I am officially old...when I saw "pick up lines" I immediately thought that it would be a vent about rude parents in line to pick up kids from school...

Nevermind...back to your regularly scheduled thread for you youngsters!

 

[Robinrs]

I personally despise them. Especially the ones it seems like everyone uses...

Believe me fellas, if she falls for a pick up line, she doesn't get many and maybe you should move on.

 

[laracroft]

4. Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.

If someone told me I smelled like Fritos, I'd go to the dr.

9. My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in.

Seriously, is this really a line. LMAO!!!




21. Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Aw, this is cute! But no lines, EVER! Instant turn off!

 

[Explodo]

From a guys point of view, Girls have the funniest pick up lines/routines.

For example, There is the "Klutz". This is the girl who accidentaly falls into you at the bar, then strikes up a nice conversation. (This one is cute)

Or the Brazen Hussy. "Who are you and why are we having a beer" (I like brazen)

Or the shy girl "Hi, are you with this whole group of people" (done in a timid voice that hits yourheart because you know she's nervous)

The one that annoys me to no end is the Drunken Over compensator. This one is the girl who usualy has had one or three to many and wanders over to tell you "You're not that Hot! My Ex would kick your ***" then proceedes to try and stick her tongue down your throat. In most cases this one is trying to make her ex jealous and is using you to further her designs.


There are plenty more, those are just the memorable ones.

 

[Explodo]

Oh, and my best pick up line?

"Hello"

Nice and simple...done in a nice southern drawl. For some reason, a lot of northern girls are intrigued by a southern drawl.

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Oh, and my best pick up line?

"Hello"

Nice and simple...done in a nice southern drawl. For some reason, a lot of northern girls are intrigued by a southern drawl.

Sorry, not for me. A Southern drawl is actually a turn off for me.

I prefer straight-forward and honest. I'm not into pick-up lines. I'd even prefer blunt over a line.

I really do not like "Hey baby girl". I just want to say I'm not your baby and I'm not your girl.

 

[FireDancer]

I also find Hello to be the best opening line, I've had some success with it.

I know a lot of lines, almost all of them not DIS appropriate, but they are all jokes and I would never actually use one on someone.

Pickup lines are Bush League.

 

[Explodo]

Sorry, not for me. A Southern drawl is actually a turn off for me.

I prefer straight-forward and honest. I'm not into pick-up lines. I'd even prefer blunt over a line.

I really do not like "Hey baby girl". I just want to say I'm not your baby and I'm not your girl.

Yes Ma'am...I understand completely. CAn I buy you a drink while teach me how to get rid of this rotten drawl?

 

[Evil Genius]

Pick up lines tell me that you are insecure and very unsure with how to start up and have a real conversation.

And yes I'm a sucker for accents.

 

[NeverlandClub23]

I have never, ever had a guy use a pick up line on me. I think some of them are funny but I never thought people actually used them other than to joke around with their friends. I like when guys just come up to me with confidence...and with ANYTHING to say. I can't tell you how many times a guy come up to me, says "Hi", and then stands there uncomfortably.

If a guy comes up to me, starts talking with confidence, like there's no reason why anyone wouldn't want to talk to him, and about something or asks questions (other than "Ummm...sooooo....having fun??) it's very intriguing.

I love the Fritos pick up line! I've never picked up a guy (I figure girls have to do enough ridiculous things in life, like, shaving our legs, spending hours on our hair to go out, etc. that guy's can handle having to be uncomfortable for a few minutes with the fear of rejection ).

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Yes Ma'am...I understand completely. CAn I buy you a drink while teach me how to get rid of this rotten drawl?

Sorry. The Southern/country drawl just grates on my nerves.
Seriously. It's like nails on a chalkboard for me.
I have nothing against people who have it though.

 

[Explodo]

Sorry. The Southern/country drawl just grates on my nerves.
Seriously. It's like nails on a chalkboard for me.
I have nothing against people who have it though.

So you wouldn't help a poor guy out? I was born with the issue!