photography jokes

[Sparx]

this must be a strange thing to ask, but do any of you have any photography jokes? i have to do an interview/presentation related to my photography, and last time (i was doing it over plants then) but i started with a lame one liner and it made the people i was speaking for laugh. so i was thinking about doing that this time, but i can't really come up with anything. thanks in advance!

 

[DueyDooDah]

If you were out taking night photographs at Fort Point and you saw a man drowning in the Bay and you could either save him or photograph the event...what kind of film would you use?
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"Anything more than 500 yds. from the car just isn't photogenic." -Edward Weston

 

[Sparx]

thanks =)

 

[Thumper_ehhhhh]

What did a old slr say to the newer dslr........ you make me shudder

 

[Geoff_M]

Classic photographer "pick-up" line (though a bit dated now): "Heh, wanna go into my darkroom and see what develops???"