Photographic evidence that they ARE emu legs

[Towncrier]

I decided to get to the bottom of the Turkey/Emu controversy once and for all. Observe the following photo:
<img src=http://www.yankeepeddlerfestival.com/hayes/june2003/emu1.jpg></img>

It looks innocent enough. But if you zoom in on the image, you can see the truth for yourself.
<img width=400 src=http://www.yankeepeddlerfestival.com/hayes/june2003/emu2.jpg></img>

That travel channel story about 40 and 50 pound turkeys was just a smokescreen.

SAVE THE EMU!!!

 

[helenabear]

 

[catsrule]

 

[glo]

LOL....

 

[Cinders]

Less than $5 for emu legs? I'll take 2!!

Actually I have emu burger in my freezer. They have to be the dumbest birds ever.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

OH NO!

 

[Minniespal]

No way!!!!

 

[Scratch42]

ROFLMAO!
and so is DD!

Scratch

 

[oldkicker]

Thanks, John, for bringing this to light.

Have any of you wondered why Disney built the Animal Kingdom?

I've been doing some research on the web (Google is an amazing thing!) and come up with my own photographic evidence that this is probably one of Disney's more elaborate ploys to defraud Disney stockholders and appease the far right wackos in the Amalgamated Legions of Lovers of Walts Enjoyment of Turkeys(ALL WET).

At first glance, this picture seems to show a serene view of The Animal Kingdom Lodge....

Upon closer inspection though, a dastardly truth begins to come to light...

When you zoom in and enhance that photo, the horror becomes clear....

SO....eat up, if you still can.

I, for one, am going to be sticking to hot dogs. I know what I'm getting there....

 

[CathyCanada]

I knew it, that smell is NOT turkey! At least no turkey that I have ever eaten! John, thank you for being our eyes and (secret agent ears) down there while Disney tries, once again, to pull the wool over our eyes!

You know there IS an emu farm here in my area, I think I need to do some undercover work.......
CC

 

[bobcat]

ROTFL!!!

 

[Rajah]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scratch42]

Ok, guys, It's bad enough when people look at you stangely when you are gnawing on these things but now when I have one I'll also be laughing hysterically 'cause all's I'm gonna see are these pictures!

"EMU's are FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!"

Scratch

 

[KarenB]

Whew.....I am SO glad that someone has gotten to the bottom of this contraversy with photos to prove it!! This turkey leg myth has been unsettled here on the DIS since I have found this site.....and that was a long time ago! (1998)

Thank you for your many hours of tiring research!



Karen

 

[Kitty 34]

Thank you John for clearing up the mystery!!!

 

[Zurg]

ROFLOL

 

[GeorgeG]

Did you ever wonder what the popcorn REALLY is?