Pete a BIG mistake was made in the Willy situation….

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I am never one to buck the system…after all they don’t call me “brown noser” boy for nothing. But this time I will speak out, I think this whole Willy dilemma was handled poorly and it is going to come back and bite many people on the butt.

When Dan left that was one thing..he is a respectable gentleman with no bad habits that I could think of. Well OK maybe he is a little too into those picture threads. I mean Dan I love your pictures but how many times can you take a picture of Florida from an airliner and keep it fresh? A cloud …is a cloud …is a cloud …you know.

Willy is a very different kind of animal as you and many of your guests know…Willy has a little problem. Oh everyone jokes about it all the time..but deep down it IS a very serious problem. That problem is his well known addiction to NyQuil..the big Q…liquid green.

Don’t you realize how much a NyQuil habit costs? Grant it he is only a 2-tablespoon a day addict..but Nyquil is an expensive pleasure. Now that he lost his paycheck for DIS moderating he is going to have to find another way to pay for his habit. I am sure the first thing he is going to try is a little black mail. I think he learned this little trick while in the slammer during the corn wars. Uncle Mike taught him well.

Did you ever hear the words “tell all” as in “tell all” book? I am not sure if you make your mods sign a confidentially agreement ..but even if you did it wouldn’t matter to an addict. If I were any of the mods on the list below I would be shaking in my boots right about now. I am sure Willy is calling publishers at this very moment and maybe even E!. (hey SimonV how about your publisher?)

I for one will be the first in line for a copy of his book. You thought Harry Potter was big? Just wait until “Behind the Mod Board” or “Everything you wanted to know about Mod decisions...but were not allowed to ask” …hits the bookstores. I can’t wait to see the list of little “pet names” they have for us all. Mine better not be “loser” (my wife uses that one on me all of the time) I want something a little more original.

Be afraid ..be very afraid….I smell law suits galore …who knows you might even find out who the TG is after all. (he already told me..and yes it was worth the 100 bucks)

Willy …$20 X 60 mods equals $1200 in hush money every month …not bad..my man..not bad. Hey if Jessica got away with it then why can’t you?

And no need to worry about CC spilling the proverbial mod beans…she’s got money to burn. Doesn’t it strike you a little odd that CC stepped down as a mod just when Canada announced possible legalization of grass? I heard she has a few 1000 acres of fertile growing farmland up north. Very interesting.

Hey Willy how about a little preview of what goes on? I’m sure it will help your book sales. Is it really true that Barry ties up the Hosts Board with his countless “coaster” stories and constant bragging about being in the news? Is snoopy STILL talking about her pole climbing? Does she ask her Harry Potter questions on the HB? Did the mods really made fklhou start putting “satire” on his threads because some dopey DISer’s actually believed his stuff?

Does glo go on and on and on about the Swan & Dolphin? What “pet names” do you have for Zurg? What DISer do the mods make fun of the most? The least? Are you allowed to say the 7 words you can’t say on the DIS..on the HB? Who monitors the HB? Can you give us an insight as to what kind of posts/posters really make certain mods angry? What does it feel like to push that delete button? Does it give you a God like feeling? Do the American mods get along with the foreign mods? Do you mock on the way they talk?

Did everyone talk about CC when she left the HB? Do you guys have a code name for Pete? Does Sonja still talk about the time she posted a picture of herself sporting her new doo? Is there a view and reply counter on the HB? If so who get the most replies/ views? Do you guys all mock on WM Alex whenever he posts something?

Do you all laugh at the DISer's who hit the report this post button? Is there one DISer who hits it ALL of the time? Do you mock on the mods whose boards have little activity? Do the mods hate people who talk about how long or short posts are? What makes a post long or short in a mods mind? Do P Daddy's posts drive you batty?

Are there any divisions on the HB? Do the CB mods only associate with CB mods? Parks mods with Parks mods? Do the “theme” threads drive you all nuts…the Ya Ya’s..the WDW water…Riddles..AMC?

Meet the characters of Willy's new tell all book...
 
Oooooh, "Secrets of the DIS . . ." I'll sign up for an advance copy!!


And Charlie, you forgot the MOVIE RIGHTS!!! That'll make ol' Willy richer than that nerdy Gates guy with the computer stuff . . .


Let's see, who should we cast?

If I may be so bold, may I suggest the first one? How about Robert "Are You Talkin' To ME?" DeNiro for Pete Werner?

Next?
 
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What “pet names” do you have for Zurg? ... Are you allowed to say the 7 words you can’t say on the DIS?

Hey Charlie, aren't these two really the same question?
 
Charlie! :p :p :p :teeth:

Hmmm....that reminds me.....I need to post a picture of my "new" new do...... ;) :teeth:
 
I don't suppose they'll carry this book at the DIS store...:)
 
"Did you ever hear the words “tell all” as in “tell all” book? I am not sure if you make your mods sign a confidentially agreement ..but even if you did it wouldn’t matter to an addict. If I were any of the mods on the list below I would be shaking in my boots right about now. I am sure Willy is calling publishers at this very moment and maybe even E!."

PatrickIL ( Community Board, Resorts Board, Chat Host)




:earseek: :earseek:
I am lawyering up right now.....
 
Originally posted by charlie,nj
Do you guys all mock on WM Alex whenever he posts something?

Well, DUH! Of COURSE we do! Why else would Pete keep Alex around? :p
 
:earseek:

I've seen the beginning of the manuscript. :earseek: He put it on my desk to look over the other day. It's just a bunch of late night nyquil ramblings; a bunch of incoherent scribblings :( then a sentence that says something like, "It all started with the corn ... " or something like that. :(

Oh wait, come to think of it, it might just be the grocery list and the only thing it says about corn is "pop corn". Sorry about that. :o :cool:
 
:eek: I think I can still remember some of those answers, Charlie, though it is starting to get a bit fuzzy with time and age. :teeth: How much ya paying?? ;)
 
Be honest don’t all the mod’s laugh at the pictures in DISer’s signatures and the "show your face" thread? I heard every Friday is picture day where you bring up DISer’s sig pictures and mock on them. Sort of like that scene in Animal House where they rip into the pictures of the new pledges. And how many laughs have you all gotten from the “show your face” thread? I better not read in Willy’s book that anyone mocked on my wedding picture from that thread!
 


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