Perfect people thread

[JimmyPicker]

I'm perfectly content with my loser status. At least there's something perfect about me!

Oh, and my hair. I have perfect hair.

{Sigh} Who am I kidding? My hair is like a bats nest.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I'm a perfect loser.

I heard you let your kids sleep in their school clothes sometimes...

Hi I miss you.

Okay for all of you that think you are perfect please stop. I am the only perfect person on this thread.
I would tell you all the ways I am perfect but you could not handle it.

 

[PADISFAM]

Well, they aren't perfect unless they are disposable. No washing. That is what makes them perfect.

Smiley, that would be bad for the environment........not perfect material....

 

[Smileybug]

Smiley, that would be bad for the environment........not perfect material....

Not true. No washing means saving water and not putting detergents into our water system. The perfect material means they are also dis-solvable. Perfect is perfect after all.