PatsFan Bill, in the Twilight Zone, Warning "YARC" related.

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PatsFan Bill, distinguished big city lawyer, and budding athlete, is about to enter that place between reality and a nightmare called the Twilight Zone.


Bill arrives at DisneyWorld without a minute to spare before the Tower of Terror race. He checks into the Boardwalk, changes into a lime green WISH shirt and catches the bus over to pick up his race number then just gets to the starting line as the gun sounds.

He looks around for other WISH shirts and sees some but they are still a little way off. So Bill gets into a grove and starts walking.

Some things things happen that there are just no answers for. It starts to get hazy around our hero, everything is blurred, the other people are there but it's as though they are in a different place and time. A place where few have ever been and fewer still ever leave.

He glances down and realizes with a sudder that his WISH shirt is gone, in it's place is an Emmitt Smith football jersey. He starts to say "What the heck is this". When something begins to come into view. Unlike the other racers this new comer is clear and sharp.

This is truely a nightmare on 2 massive legs. Looking like a cross between big Vic and a pit bull, the creature advances. Grabbing Bill it heaves him across the road. Snatching up Bill again it begins to beat him. The stench of his great unwashed body consuming the air.

There is a part of us all deep down that is not completely tame, our inner beast, our warrior inside. As the Boogie beats on Bill, he begins to change. He is no longer the soft big city lawyer, he has become his inner warrior. The only physical part of the old Bill that is left are the tattoos of Tom Landry and Jimmy Johnson on his buttocks.

Bills massive arms grab the foul beast and throw it against a tree, the creature bounces off and the battle is rejoined. Bill seeks no mercy and the monster gives none. The wild screams and curses flow and the blows are terrible. Untill finally both exausted they stop. They meet each others eyes and a smile brightens the beasts ugly horrid face. They clasp hands and the sky begins to brighten as the clouds part and the stars shine through.

They high five, bump bellies and pee for distance. A friendship is born. Bill jumps upon the boodies strong back and off they gallop for the finish line, as the finish nears, the other racers are no longer blurred. Bill realizes he is running, he is back in his WISH shirt and the Boggie is gone.

At the WISH meet Bill is quiet, his once bold courtroom manner is humbled by his nights experience. He wonders, did that really happen or was it just a result of those 3 chilli dogs before the race?





:hippie:
 
PatsFan Bill, distinguished big city lawyer, and budding athlete, is about to enter that place between reality and a nightmare called the Twilight Zone.


Bill arrives at DisneyWorld without a minute to spare before the Tower of Terror race. He checks into the Boardwalk, changes into a lime green WISH shirt and catches the bus over to pick up his race number then just gets to the starting line as the gun sounds.

He looks around for other WISH shirts and sees some but they are still a little way off. So Bill gets into a grove and starts walking.

Some things things happen that there are just no answers for. It starts to get hazy around our hero, everything is blurred, the other people are there but it's as though they are in a different place and time. A place where few have ever been and fewer still ever leave.

He glances down and realizes with a sudder that his WISH shirt is gone, in it's place is an Emmitt Smith football jersey. He starts to say "What the heck is this". When something begins to come into view. Unlike the other racers this new comer is clear and sharp.

This is truely a nightmare on 2 massive legs. Looking like a cross between big Vic and a pit bull, the creature advances. Grabbing Bill it heaves him across the road. Snatching up Bill again it begins to beat him. The stench of his great unwashed body consuming the air.

There is a part of us all deep down that is not completely tame, our inner beast, our warrior inside. As the Boogie beats on Bill, he begins to change. He is no longer the soft big city lawyer, he has become his inner warrior. The only physical part of the old Bill that is left are the tattoos of Tom Landry and Jimmy Johnson on his buttocks.

Bills massive arms grab the foul beast and throw it against a tree, the creature bounces off and the battle is rejoined. Bill seeks no mercy and the monster gives none. The wild screams and curses flow and the blows are terrible. Untill finally both exausted they stop. They meet each others eyes and a smile brightens the beasts ugly horrid face. They clasp hands and the sky begins to brighten as the clouds part and the stars shine through.

They high five, bump bellies and pee for distance. A friendship is born. Bill jumps upon the boodies strong back and off they gallop for the finish line, as the finish nears, the other racers are no longer blurred. Bill realizes he is running, he is back in his WISH shirt and the Boggie is gone.

At the WISH meet Bill is quiet, his once bold courtroom manner is humbled by his nights experience. He wonders, did that really happen or was it just a result of those 3 chilli dogs before the race?





:hippie:

Don't use Emmitt's name in vain:scared1: Bill will save us all.

Maybe Bill is a due paying member of the "Burp & Fart " Club. Maybe a founding member. He's from New England?
 
The stench of his great unwashed body consuming the air.

Alright. I will try to grab a quick shower before I head off to the Studios if I have time. I can take a hint. By the way, I'll be at Pop for ToT and BWV for marathon. No points left for now. Robert, can you spare a dime (or a few points)?
 
Alright. I will try to grab a quick shower before I head off to the Studios if I have time. I can take a hint. By the way, I'll be at Pop for ToT and BWV for marathon. No points left for now. Robert, can you spare a dime (or a few points)?


Hi Bill, that was fun to write. I was good, I didn't mention that you bought that pair of John Elway's boxers on eBay. I wouldn't want that to get out.

Dave:hippie:
 





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