Passing The Time In The FEA Line? Sing This New Song!

[JimmyV]

"Moving Slow"

The line grows long on the pavement today
Not a Viking to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like it’s a dream.

The sun is blazing like a blacksmith’s fire outside
Couldn't get inside, heaven knows I tried!

Don't let them pass, don't let them cut
Be the good guest and not a Disney nut
Shuffle, don't run, don't let them know
Well, now they know!

Moving slow, moving slow
Can't run ahead anymore
Moving slow, moving slow
Turn away to see the door!

I don't care
What the Dis’ers will say
Let the line grow long,
The wait never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the line clear back to China
Can't get to me at all!​

It's time to see what my app can do
To test the limits of my new shoes
Press on, then stop, no Fastpass for me I'm free!

Moving slow, moving slow
I am one with the sun and sky
Moving slow, moving slow
You'll never see me cry!

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the line grow long!

My arches wander through the pavement and the ground
My soul is spiraling in boiling fractals all around
And one thought boils over like a volcano’s blast
I'm never moving up,
The wait will ever-last!

Moving slow, moving slow
I’ve been here since the break of dawn
Moving slow, moving slow
That perfect plan is gone!

Here I stand
In the heat of day
Let the line grow long,
The wait never bothered me anyway!

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[rachelsmom97]

 

[Mikie]

Must've been in that line a loooong time!!


ETA: I'm especially tickled by this line "my soul is spiraling in boiling fractals all around". . . That is one image of tortured waiting for sure!

 

[DantePD]

And this is now my favorite thing on the internet today.

 

[tinka-belle]

Spectacular! Now THIS one will be playing in my head all day...................

 

[JimmyV]

Spectacular! Now THIS one will be playing in my head all day...................

I have to admit to having had the same problem!