Steve, I'm touched and honored that you remembered!

But how did that tidbit of information slip past all those banana peels?
the peels are just there for interlopers, "Penny for your thoughts?" I know my way around them.
Not gonna comment about the eye thing, and that picture! Not gonna do it, not gonna do it...
Oh, okay.
OK, small world time. The land that the Hyatt Lisle is situated on? Every last square inch (and then some) used to be my uncle's farm. Had lots of fond memories of going there as a kid. He and my aunt used to do a huge corn roast at the end of every summer. He picked the corn about an hour before everyone arrived, and threw the ears into barrels of salted ice water. Then they were roasted in the husk over BBQ pits made from barrels split down the middle. Best corn I ever tasted!
Going back further in time, part of his farm was taken under eminent domain for the East-West Tollway that goes right past there.
Sigh... good memories. OK, sorry for the tangent. We now bring you back to the previously scheduled "Ophthalmic Horror Stories". Enjoy!
-Bob