"Over the Hill" Kit

snarlingcoyote

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A co-worker turns 40 on Friday. Since I am already over the hill, so to speak, I decided to fix her a basket for her future as an old woman.

So far I have:

Glucosamine to take care of those aching joints,
Arthritis strength Tylenol, to relieve those aching joints,
A daily pill dispenser so you don't forget to take the pills.
A folding paper fan, for hot flashes.
Reading glasses, because they're making the print smaller every year!
Hair dye. . .uhm, it's just for conditioning. Really. ;)
A fan mister - trust me about the hot flashes, okay?
Post-it Notes because you are never going to remember anything ever again.
A pedometer because you are going to have to start exercising more.


Any other ideas for cheap things to tuck in?
 
Prunes.. for you know..;)
:rotfl2::rotfl2:
 
I was about to post Mucinex! LOL!

Also some Centrum Silver never hurt anybody. You could also round up an AARP magazine just for a laugh. My Dad started to get it this year and I have yet to let him live it down.
 


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