Our own Fluff Day saga....

[glo]

and he goes crashing through the window and into a foam pit where all the femail DISers are having a party....they all stop and look stunned......when all of the sudden

 

[CamColt]

Alex decides to...
"NTT/VERIO network engineers will be
upgrading one of the redundant backbone POP switches.
During the maintenance window customers in Sterling datacenter
may notice latency and suboptimal routing"

Which causes the female Disers to...

 

[glo]

swoon...at such sensual words....but just then

 

[Mskanga]

think , he cracked his head also when he broke the window and now he's speaking alien , but......

 

[Wagamama]

Webmaster Pete comes flying in to rescue Alex from

 

[CamColt]

the computer virus that was just ready to attack his...

 

[glo]

lime green speedo...

 

[Wagamama]

when all of a sudden, out of the blue, Glo and Pam...

 

[alabamaalan]

Hiding behind the curtain, Alex hosed himself down and changed the virus-infected speedo for a more comfortable outfit which included...

 

[CamColt]

sweatpants made out of...

 

[CourtasanSatine]

who knows what when a young woman in red arrives

 

[Baboo]

carrying a bottle of marshmallow Fluff. Alex sees it and...

 

[alabamaalan]

uses it to kill the virus (the specific method is top secret, of course). This allows our hero to continue his journey! He goes to the street and hails a....

 

[Penny12]

elephant which then...

 

[pumba]

how does one continue .....oh never mind.... the head injury is worse then they expected and mouth to mouth is being done by none other then..............

 

[Baboo]

the elephant! He had to take his first aid training in order to become a taxi! When the ambulance finally arrives....

 

[Penny12]

...the elephant gets in and drives away, leaving Alex...

 

[nativetxn]

with a dead virus, broken jar of fluff and no one to give him mouth to mouth (his usual state). So he grabs his trusty laptop and...

 

[CamColt]

checks pms, finding one from....

 

[Pooh93]

a diser's who's having technical difficulties yet AGAIN! With that he decides he's really going to fix things this time and begins to.....