OT Poll

[Stacy's a freak]

What is your favorite National Lampoon's Vacation movie?

1. Vacation (the original);
2. European Vacation;
3. Christmas Vacation; or
4. Vegas Vacation.

We love to quote these movies all of the time. Like "The moose says you're closed but I say you're open!". And "I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much *bleepin'* fun we'll need plastic surgery to removes our *bleep bleep* smiles! You'll be whistling Zippadeedoodah out your "bleep"holes!"

 

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f...... Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a.. down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a....... this side of the nuthouse.

Cue the eggnog!

Funniest part of the entire movie!!

 

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Okay and this one, gotta be tied for first!

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d...less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a.., bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh.. he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh..! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[It'sWDW4me]

Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?

 

[jpeka65844]

My DH's co-workers couldn't believe he was actually going to WDW so they plastered his cube with pics of Clark punching out the moose with the caption

"This is what we imagine Joe would be like at WDW"

 

[Stacy's a freak]

"Merry Christmas. Sh...tter's full!"

 

[GAN]

Ya' got Asteroids?

Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

 

[collins316]

Tough call between "Whats that Squeaky Noise?" "You couldnt hear a dump truck going through a nitroglycern factory"
and from Vegas- "Welcome to the Dam tour. You can take all the Dam pictures you want. Does anyone have any Dam questions?"

 

[disneyholic family]

is the vegas movie the one with randy quaid?
that was a scream - the buffet restaurant was so funny!!

 

[auroralark]

We watch Christmas Vacation every year. Never get sick of it. "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" "I don't KNOW, Margo!"

 

[BilltM]

Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?
Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.

 

[Chelley00]

My favorite is Christmas Vacation. We watched it when we had a houseful of company at Christmas for 5 days, and on facebook I posted the quote

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

and all my friends started texting to find out why I was so mad at my mother


However, we use the European vacation quote of "Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament" a lot. Even at Disney, when you go past the Tower of Terror statue on the way into MK, DH always goes "Look kids, Big Ben, Tower of Terror"....every time. It got even worse when they put a roundabout/traffic circle at the intersection by our house.

 

[Red_Rider]

We watch Christmas Vacation every year. Never get sick of it. "And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?" "I don't KNOW, Margo!"

We always say this quote all year...

 

[CastawayJP]

The hills are alive... With the sound of Griswalds...

The scene with the French waiter has me rolling every time!

 

[DeltaDiamond001]

I love Christmas Vacation. It's been a yearly family tradition for a LONG time!

Vegas Vacation is great too.