Lovin' Disney
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- Mar 9, 2007
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Here are a couple that I heard last time I was at Disney:
1. How come Peter Pan is always flying?
--Because he can never, never land.
2. Why does Tigger always bounce on his tail?
--So he doesn't step on Pooh.
Ok, those are kind of lame. Does anyone else know any good Disney-themed jokes??
1. How come Peter Pan is always flying?
--Because he can never, never land.
2. Why does Tigger always bounce on his tail?
--So he doesn't step on Pooh.
Ok, those are kind of lame. Does anyone else know any good Disney-themed jokes??