Orlando Smackdown: Dis vs. Uni. Ch.16 Japan Hates me, Just Hates me 7-13

[orangecats2]

T-man's peppers look like deformed mutants. They are scary!!!

 

[Thumper_Man]

T-man's peppers look like deformed mutants. They are scary!!!

You're not going to let a little scorpion pepper scare you are you?

 

[pkondz]

T-man's peppers look like deformed mutants. They are scary!!!

That's rather personal, don't you think?

 

[orangecats2]

You're not going to let a little scorpion pepper scare you are you?

Yes, I definately am...I don't like spicy!!!

 

[Thumper_Man]

Confucius say, "Don't Confuse Me."

First you tell us

If someone doesn't spice up this TR soon I'm gonna start blabbing and I'm pretty sure no one wants that...

So Ponzi and I try to spice it up, then you tell us

Yes, I definately am...I don't like spicy!!!

You need to make up your mind girl. Do want it spicy or not?

 

[smidgy]

in my BEST Jim CARREY Voice.......ALLLL RIGHTY then!!!


I set the alarm for 3 am... now, in the past(for our drive trips) nebo has to be bright eyed and bushy tailed. now.. all he has to do is .. um.. "show up".



OK, I understand he hates flying. so , when the alram awakens me .... I approach him and say "what time did you go to sleep?" I was not expecting.. "who said I did?"

hoo boy.. this should be fun....

when we get to the check in, I am just SO proud of myself!!! (this is our first try with our new luggage I have talked nebo into buying. )

 

[smidgy]

so.. I am tired.. and nebo is... um ... drunk.. (um, sorry oh mari)... and i am irritated... //
I know, he is nervous about flying, and with the taxi coming at 3:30, it made more sense for him to just stay up until then.



so we go to check in our luggage .. I have ALL my "I's dotted and T's crossed"!!!! I am a Good little disser....


we are a mite concerned about our luggage.......you are allowed 5 litres (that's for you weird canadians. you, for the LIFE OF ME.. CANNOT understand about feet .. and inches....!!!!! ( and i think some guy named ponzi decided that 2 CM= 1 meter..?)


so there is like NO one around!!! andwe finally get some guy (and we are already worried about the weight of our luggage. (I am very embarrassed to say my 2 or 3 cansof chef boyardee raviloli. didn't "make the cut' we thought they were just too heavy..


so .oops I digress, back at the old homestead.. as we are packing... both very tired....trying to decide what to keep and what to go...
so this guy. about 25, just got to work,,, takes our luggage and ....... get this..........takead his hands and .. JUST GET THIS>?>>>>>>?>> RIPS OFFF my YELLLOW MAGICAL EXPRESS stickers off my luggage.


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nebo had to keep me from ripping off his throat

 

[pkondz]

Hey look! The boss posted a chapter!

in my BEST Jim CARREY Voice.......ALLLL RIGHTY then!!!

Okay, Ace!

I set the alarm for 3 am... now, in the past(for our drive trips) nebo has to be bright eyed and bushy tailed. now.. all he has to do is .. um.. "show up".

Ever read "Something Wicked This Way Comes"? Ray Bradbury's description of 3am is chilling. You can read it Here

apparently, nebo has decided that means to just be semi- coherent.

So.... his usual self? :

I approach him and say "what time did you go to sleep?" I was not expecting.. "who said I did?"

Yup. That sounds like him.

so.. I am tired.. and nebo is... um ... drunk..

Well, considering his love of flying and the aluminum tube of death, he's forgiven...

(um, sorry oh mari)... and i am irritated...

...but maybe not by you.

you are allowed 5 litres (that's for you weird canadians. you, for the LIFE OF ME.. CANNOT understand about feet .. and inches....!!!!! ( and i think some guy named ponzi decided that 2 CM= 1 meter..?)

You're confused??? When I was in school, we converted from foots and inches to metric. I had spent all my young life saying stuff like, "Move it an inch to the left." Or, "I think I grew again! I'm 5 foot two now!". All of a sudden, I got taller! "How'd I go from five, two to 157????"

To this day, I can never remember how many gallons in a liter... or is that liters in a gallon? (and yes... I just Googled it... but I'll forget by tomorrow... or maybe later today...)

so there is like NO one around!!!

Well.... it's like 3am, ya know. Most people are in bed... or drunk...

(I am very embarrassed to say my 2 or 3 cansof chef boyardee raviloli. didn't "make the cut' we thought they were just too heavy..

They ain't heavy... they're my brother's pasta.

so this guy. about 25, just got to work,,, takes our luggage and ....... get this..........takead his hands and .. JUST GET THIS>?>>>>>>?>> RIPS OFFF my YELLLOW MAGICAL EXPRESS stickers off my luggage.

nebo had to keep me from ripping off his throat

I bet! Thanks for the chapter Diane!

 

[pkondz]

Whoops! Dupe post

 

[Mom&RN]

so.. I am tired.. and nebo is... um ... drunk.. (um, sorry oh mari)... and i am irritated... //


so .oops I digress, back at the old homestead.. as we are packing... both very tired....trying to decide what to keep and what to go...
so this guy. about 25, just got to work,,, takes our luggage and ....... get this..........takead his hands and .. JUST GET THIS>?>>>>>>?>> RIPS OFFF my YELLLOW MAGICAL EXPRESS stickers off my luggage.

....................................

nebo had to keep me from ripping off his throat

Oh my gosh smidgy I would have freaked out!!!! Not the yellow stickers - I really would have had a melt down. Magic killing man!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Yikes, Smidgy, sounds like quiet an ordeal! Thanks for posting an update. At least we know you got maybe close to getting off the ground?

 

[orangecats2]

Spicy TR = good

Spicy food = bad

and I wasn't talking about t_man's privates!!!

Smidgy, is that the trip you two just got back from that you are talking about?

 

[smidgy]

yes, this is the last trip. I can't continue cause nebo has to describe the next part.
he's not been feeling good at all. we are about to leave now for the doctor's office.

 

[jedijill]

Hope Nebo feels better soon!

Jill in CO

 

[nowellsl]

Please tell Nebo I'm thinking about him and I hope he's feeling better quick. I sure have missed him around here lately!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Hope Nebo feels better soon. We miss him!

 

[pkondz]

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well, Steve. Hope you're feeling better soon.

 

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

I hope it's nothing serious. Sending lots of love, hugs and prayers to you both!

 

[queenbetsey]

Is it wrong that I just did a little chair dancing as I read that brilliant original song?

Maria

you aren't the only one

 

[Self_resqing_princz]

Poor Nebo! We are hoping he feels back to 100% soon... so we can read along with the fun.