Queen:
Sensitiviy, Sensitivity
Im just loaded with that.
In this one word is the epitomy of the aristocrat
Sensitive soul, and sensitive stomach, sensitive hands and feet;
This is the blessing, also the curse of being the true elite.
Common people dont know what exquisite agony is,
Suffered by gentle people like me!
Just get your hands off me!
Think up a tricky test for that wretched moat-swimming princess.
Wizard:
Madame may I suggest, Maybe we ought to
Queen:
Dont take all night, Im not well, I need my rest.
Not that Ill ever sleep on that lumpy mattress, oh God my back!
Sensitivity bane of roalty, that beds a torture rack.
Oh I hate to sound grumpy, but my nerves are so jumpy.
I am sure I could feel any lump, even if it were under the mattress
And small as a pea!
Thats the answer! Under the mattress
Well test her tonight!
One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress. Oh God! Youre bright!
Any genuine princess would feel it, if she doesnt shes through!
Get the tiniest pea and order one mattress, No! Make it two!
Wizard:
Why not five?
Queen:
Ten I think would be plenty.
Better still, make it twenty.
And to play it safe, in the event even thats not enough to make sure she sleeps
Well give her a soothing sedative, wont we? You can whip up a drink.
Something stunning; Ah
Oh, but your devlish.
I love the way you think.
Shes insensitive, so insensitive; Shell fall asleep no doubt!
God, but youre clever! Brilliant! A genus! You are divine! Get Out!