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I haven't come up with a name for my report yet, so I figured I would just saddle up and ride! The perfect name will smack my in the face when I'm not looking!
In case you haven't figured it out, my name is "So are you late, too?" It fits me because I am always late. I seem to function with a sense of urgency all of the time, even when I am not late. My family does not. I have two modes: gone and asleep. My family's modes: snail's pace and lolligag.
I have been trying to write this trip report since March. There just aren't many interesting details because we (meaning I) were too focused on conquering the World. Notice that I don't use the term "going commando." I'm not sure how some of you can use that term to describe your trip, as it has another meaning outside the DIS world (in a far off alter universe). Going commando means that you are not wearing underwear. I'll wait while you go look it up......
Oh good, you're back! As is customary with any good trip report and basic southern good manners (some refer to this as good rearing or home training), I will introduce everyone. Notice, Utah Mama, that I said this is going to be a good trip report!
Me, 35, control freak. I have adult ADD, and OCDPD, obsessive compulsive Disney planning disorder. I love my family and all things Carolina: Hurricanes, Panthers, and Tarheels.
DH, 33, nerd, geek, seriously askew. He will not wear alien green Mickey heads. Instead, he will go with sonic boom or some other variation of green as he is, after all, Sirius Lee Askew! Like Twinkie Mama's hubby, Sirius is also a southern belle. I mean that with lots of love! I was watching a rerun of the Newlywed Game one day, and the wives had to pick one word to describe their hubby: princess, precious, or prissy. I said, do I have to pick just one? Now, don't get me wrong. He's a 6'2", 250 lb manly man, who served in the NC National Guard. Some nice people at a Metallica concert in Atlanta thought he played for the Falcons and wanted his autograph. He doesn't wear pink or purple, just doesn't like to get his hands dirty. So, I call him precious or princess. Plus this really gets his goat, and sets the stage for some needed banter! For this TR, I'll call him P3.
DS9, geek in training. Actually, DS9 has a mild case of Asperger's. This is the high functioning form of autism, AKA, the engineer's disease. We first noticed that DS9 was special when he was two. He was sitting playing with a toy very intently and someone popped a balloon. He never looked up. I, of course, panic and think my child has hearing loss. I also thought my little genius could read at 2. I could show him a page of a book, and he would "read" it word for word. Actually, he had just memorized the page and was just reciting....good news for him when he gets to the Canterbury Tales! Ok, so DS9 is full of useless facts, such as all the counties the I40 goes through in North Carolina and their county seats. He lacks a lot of common sense and thinks that Stitch is actually loose in the Magic Kingdom...he was almost in tears. When I come up with a good nickname, I'll edit this report!
DS6, Mr. Misunderstood. I haven't figured out what is wrong with this child yet. He gets most of our attention, but still acts out. He'll argue with a tree, but is the most loving kid in the world. He loves to clean, cook, do yard work, and is dying to mow the grass. That will make P3 happy! He loves anything with wheels. He just told me to add Scrubbing Bubbles to the grocery list. Have you seen that commercial for the new Scrubbing Bubbbles self cleaning shower thingy? Oh, you should have seen him drooling! I guess we will call him Mr. Clean.
DD6, princess, owner of all things pink, whiney hiney, but for this TR, we will call her, Felony. You'll find out why later! Felony is a girlie girl, and a pink snob. If it's not pink, she'll have no part of it. She'll skip 20 Easter eggs to get to the one pink one to put in her pink basket. What are my chances of getting her to wear lime? Actually pretty good, because I don't put up with whiney spoiled pink butt! Actually, Felony is very easy going, and not spoiled, she just knows what she likes: pink She measures the world in cuteness and is very into shoes. Like I said, a girlie girl, princess, precious, prissy. This goes back to DH's description. Me, tomboy, no prissy genes. Hmm, where oh where did she get it from?
Ok, go take a potty break! Up next:
Star date: March 2, 2006
Mission: Hey, let's go to Disney World for spring break (Mar. 25-31) Can we pull it off?
I don't even like Star Trek! Oh no, the geek patrol is after me!
In case you haven't figured it out, my name is "So are you late, too?" It fits me because I am always late. I seem to function with a sense of urgency all of the time, even when I am not late. My family does not. I have two modes: gone and asleep. My family's modes: snail's pace and lolligag.
I have been trying to write this trip report since March. There just aren't many interesting details because we (meaning I) were too focused on conquering the World. Notice that I don't use the term "going commando." I'm not sure how some of you can use that term to describe your trip, as it has another meaning outside the DIS world (in a far off alter universe). Going commando means that you are not wearing underwear. I'll wait while you go look it up......
Oh good, you're back! As is customary with any good trip report and basic southern good manners (some refer to this as good rearing or home training), I will introduce everyone. Notice, Utah Mama, that I said this is going to be a good trip report!
Me, 35, control freak. I have adult ADD, and OCDPD, obsessive compulsive Disney planning disorder. I love my family and all things Carolina: Hurricanes, Panthers, and Tarheels.
DH, 33, nerd, geek, seriously askew. He will not wear alien green Mickey heads. Instead, he will go with sonic boom or some other variation of green as he is, after all, Sirius Lee Askew! Like Twinkie Mama's hubby, Sirius is also a southern belle. I mean that with lots of love! I was watching a rerun of the Newlywed Game one day, and the wives had to pick one word to describe their hubby: princess, precious, or prissy. I said, do I have to pick just one? Now, don't get me wrong. He's a 6'2", 250 lb manly man, who served in the NC National Guard. Some nice people at a Metallica concert in Atlanta thought he played for the Falcons and wanted his autograph. He doesn't wear pink or purple, just doesn't like to get his hands dirty. So, I call him precious or princess. Plus this really gets his goat, and sets the stage for some needed banter! For this TR, I'll call him P3.
DS9, geek in training. Actually, DS9 has a mild case of Asperger's. This is the high functioning form of autism, AKA, the engineer's disease. We first noticed that DS9 was special when he was two. He was sitting playing with a toy very intently and someone popped a balloon. He never looked up. I, of course, panic and think my child has hearing loss. I also thought my little genius could read at 2. I could show him a page of a book, and he would "read" it word for word. Actually, he had just memorized the page and was just reciting....good news for him when he gets to the Canterbury Tales! Ok, so DS9 is full of useless facts, such as all the counties the I40 goes through in North Carolina and their county seats. He lacks a lot of common sense and thinks that Stitch is actually loose in the Magic Kingdom...he was almost in tears. When I come up with a good nickname, I'll edit this report!
DS6, Mr. Misunderstood. I haven't figured out what is wrong with this child yet. He gets most of our attention, but still acts out. He'll argue with a tree, but is the most loving kid in the world. He loves to clean, cook, do yard work, and is dying to mow the grass. That will make P3 happy! He loves anything with wheels. He just told me to add Scrubbing Bubbles to the grocery list. Have you seen that commercial for the new Scrubbing Bubbbles self cleaning shower thingy? Oh, you should have seen him drooling! I guess we will call him Mr. Clean.
DD6, princess, owner of all things pink, whiney hiney, but for this TR, we will call her, Felony. You'll find out why later! Felony is a girlie girl, and a pink snob. If it's not pink, she'll have no part of it. She'll skip 20 Easter eggs to get to the one pink one to put in her pink basket. What are my chances of getting her to wear lime? Actually pretty good, because I don't put up with whiney spoiled pink butt! Actually, Felony is very easy going, and not spoiled, she just knows what she likes: pink She measures the world in cuteness and is very into shoes. Like I said, a girlie girl, princess, precious, prissy. This goes back to DH's description. Me, tomboy, no prissy genes. Hmm, where oh where did she get it from?
Ok, go take a potty break! Up next:
Star date: March 2, 2006
Mission: Hey, let's go to Disney World for spring break (Mar. 25-31) Can we pull it off?
I don't even like Star Trek! Oh no, the geek patrol is after me!
Kind of kidding...running amuck on your novelette will be fun! We wont CLOG it up too bad. Chatty Pattys!!! 
the one who said "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM" (see "Top10RYAATDB" On Welcome to DIS Page 8 post#113 
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was meant to be my baby! Ok, I trade Norah, 2 cats, and a autographed photo of Donny Osmond?! 
