Okay I am bored so

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I am not a Dr but I am willing to play one on the DIS.Will you play also?

Here is the issue
I have a pain in my left hip. What to you think it is? The funniest post will win

 

[amyhughes]

First Question:

Do you have children?

 

[LUVMYTINK]

You were doing the Hokey Pokey, put your left leg in and "shook it all about" one too many times.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

First Question:

Do you have children?

Real ones? Yes 1 Ones I make up on message boards yes 5

You were doing the Hokey Pokey, put your left leg in and "shook it all about" one too many times.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

You were out at the disco late last night doing the "bump" with the warden?
I want those chocolates.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

You were out at the disco late last night doing the "bump" with the warden?
I want those chocolates.

Warden is over a foot taller than me. Doing the bump he would not be hitting my hip