Mumbling Jumba
DIS Veteran<br><font color="red">Brain is so fried
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- Oct 31, 2006
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Yesterday before the bears game I ran down to the store to get something to cook for the game. While waiting in line at the checkout, the lady in front of me who I would say was in her late 60's early 70's could not find her club card, and after a few minutes I handed her mine to use which she thanked me for. She then proceeded to ask if I wanted to come over to her place and watch the game with her and have a little fun. 
I then quickley explained to her that I was having dinner with my DW and did not want to come over.
She finished checking out then grabbed up the pen at the register scribbled on the back of her reciept and folded it and left it next to the charge machine. She turned to me and said heres my phone number you just call me anytime, we dont need a game to watch.
By this time I must have been 6 shades of red for the girl behind the counter could not stop giggling to herself. She reached over and took the reciept and said I assume you dont want this.
OK, I'm in my forties happily married for years, Why does this type of thing embaress me? Why do I go through 16 shades of red? You would think that by the time you had kids in their 20's that this would have no effect, but I was still blushing when I told the story to the DW.
Why just why
I then quickley explained to her that I was having dinner with my DW and did not want to come over.She finished checking out then grabbed up the pen at the register scribbled on the back of her reciept and folded it and left it next to the charge machine. She turned to me and said heres my phone number you just call me anytime, we dont need a game to watch.
By this time I must have been 6 shades of red for the girl behind the counter could not stop giggling to herself. She reached over and took the reciept and said I assume you dont want this.
OK, I'm in my forties happily married for years, Why does this type of thing embaress me? Why do I go through 16 shades of red? You would think that by the time you had kids in their 20's that this would have no effect, but I was still blushing when I told the story to the DW.
Why just why
Well, thanks for making me giggle. You were probably embarassed because it was so unexpected. I mean, I'm just guessing here, but I assume that you don't usually try to pick up older ladies at the grocery store. 
