OK Orlando What is up with your paradise?!?!?!?!

[jsoren11]

What is the deal with Pete, John, and Kevin referring to Orlando like it is some warm oasis of sunshine and palm trees, then I turn on a forecast for the week Im heading down there and they have friggin "HARD FREEZE" warnings????
OK guys it's 70+ degrees in Denver. What part of Neverland have you been hiding your plants in?
I swear if I listen to the way you talk about florida while Im packing, the whole fam damily is gonna freeze to death in shorts and t-shirts with permanent hard nipple creases.
I hate to be the preachy one, but y'all need to get your weather in order down there...! I bet you have Max under blankets with a knit Orlando Magic sweater on..
OK back to our regular programming.. sorry I had to rant..

 

[DisneyKevin]

As for the plants....we wrap them up in old sheets.....literally. Trees egt wrapped, bedding plants get covered.

We did not have a hard freeze. We had a frost. The counties north of Orlando were subject to a hard freeze, but I dont know if it happened or not.
The difference between a hard freeze and a frost is decided by the number of hours the temp drops below freezing.

The weather guy said we were having the coldest few days in 8 years.

If you will be in town during the next few days...I'd bring your snuggies and polar fleece.

If hard nipple creases concern you.....you might want to visit the Disney World in Denver.

Oh....thats right...THERE IS NO DISNEY WORLD IN DENVER!!!!

Buck up and get on the plane.

 

[cathie1327]

As for the plants....we wrap them up in old sheets.....literally. Trees egt wrapped, bedding plants get covered.

We did not have a hard freeze. We had a frost. The counties north of Orlando were subject to a hard freeze, but I dont know if it happened or not.
The difference between a hard freeze and a frost is decided by the number of hours the temp drops below freezing.

The weather guy said we were having the coldest few days in 8 years.

If you will be in town during the next few days...I'd bring your snuggies and polar fleece.

If hard nipple creases concern you.....you might want to visit the Disney World in Denver.

Oh....thats right...THERE IS NO DISNEY WORLD IN DENVER!!!!

Buck up and get on the plane.

Ahhhhh just the thought of Disneyworld in Denver...lol. How lovely that would be. lol then blizzard beach would be frozen for real!!!

 

[jsoren11]

As for the plants....we wrap them up in old sheets.....literally. Trees egt wrapped, bedding plants get covered.

We did not have a hard freeze. We had a frost. The counties north of Orlando were subject to a hard freeze, but I dont know if it happened or not.
The difference between a hard freeze and a frost is decided by the number of hours the temp drops below freezing.

The weather guy said we were having the coldest few days in 8 years.

If you will be in town during the next few days...I'd bring your snuggies and polar fleece.

If hard nipple creases concern you.....you might want to visit the Disney World in Denver.

Oh....thats right...THERE IS NO DISNEY WORLD IN DENVER!!!!

Buck up and get on the plane.

Well, Kevin, If we did have Disney World in Denver, at least , , Aw, you're right, it would be worthless, it would snow, rain, hail, and be blistering hot all in one day. Denver is like Test track, every day tests our car's finish. I cant remember the last time my PT cruiser had a "non" cracked windshield.
We have lots of blizzard and no beach.
Just warm it up down there, would ya please?.. I really dont wanna break out the nipple mufflers.