OK here's a question...

[carolfoy]

if God were a participant on question time (and what an amazing guest He'd be!) What would you ask Him?

I'd ask
Why do men have nipples? and
What happened when you made the duck-billed platypuss, I mean was it SUPPOSED to turn out like that?

 

[Kernow_Clan]

Assuming "God" is male, What are women all about?

Really though, would one question be enough?

 

[Dicky Knee]

Who do you pray to?

 

[carolfoy]

Who do you pray to?

I don't - I just thought it'd be an interesting question!

 

[Dicky Knee]

I don't - I just thought it'd be an interesting question!

No, that would be one of the questions I would ask "God".

 

[carolfoy]

Aha! apologies, have been spending too much time methinks on the US community board, where everything seems to turn into a debate!!

 

[FizzyPop]

Who do you pray to?

That would be an excellent question to ask

 

[jen_uk]

As men seem to think they have such a high pain threshold why didnt you make them the ones to give birth???

 

[AlanUK]

Hello God.... Can you tell me what next weeks lottery numbers are going to be after the show ?

 

[Richard Bruvofetc]

As men seem to think they have such a high pain threshold why didnt you make them the ones to give birth???

As women give birth on average just over twice in their lifetime, why did you programme them to live on average 5 years longer than men, and more importantly, why did you programme them to keep harping on about it for the entirety of men's measley 3 score and 10 years?

(hosepipe at the ready to douse flames! )

 

[stejohno]

Why do men have nipples?

sorry if i am immature but
ok.. that will be my question and i think the platypuss was supposed to be made like that to scoop its food off the sea bed.
i think

 

[stevie-wonder-boy!]

something thats puzzeld me for a long time;
IF MARY WAS A VIRGIN, HOW COME SHE GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS?


oh ye one other question;
WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG!