Ohhh the things children say

[jekajekalynn]

Our children, gotta love em. hehe My 3 year old ds takes after my dh in being able to purposly embarrasing me. lol

We went to TGI Fridays yesterday, and my ds wanted to go to the potty. We went in the the ladies room, and after he did his business he turned around so I could do mine. hehe Well as I was doing my 'business', my ds announced loudly "Mommy, You tooted!!!" .

Of course my face turned red since I knew there were other ladies in the bathroom, but it gets even better. When I tried to 'shush' him, he continued on to declare loudly "You went *makes a raspberry noise*!!!"

And it gets even better! When we got back to our booth, and after a few minutes after eating more he said loudly to my dh, "Mommy tooted in the toilet! It was Loooooouuuud!!" lol

Ohh the joy I am going to go through when he gets older. hehe

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I almost spit my iced tea out from laughing so hard!

 

[OceanAnnie]

Oh my gosh. That is too much!

 

[Annette_VA]

 

[JESW]

Oh yes, gotta love those 3 year olds!

When I used to have to take my DD (now 6) into the stall with me she would ask - "are you peeing or pooping?" before she would even go in! Of course I would always say peeing, but if I happened to do the other she would say - "you said you were peeing and you are pooping!" Loud enough for all to hear of course!

Jill

 

[ncgolfer]

I had just the opposite happen, my 2 1/2 DD proceeded to tell an entire outback steakhouse that my daddy pees the wrong way, he stands up, he's suppoused to squat.

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

While we were out today my DS3 asked the MAN in front of us, "have you had your baby yet?" I about died!!!

Lori

 

[WeirdEyes]

How cute!!!!

We are at a restaurant when my DS was around 6. There was a big crowd around the host/hostess stand. DH and DS went to the restroom while I waited. DS came out of the bathroom without DH and announced to everyone that DH just "TOOTED REALLY LOUD!!!" DH walks out completely oblivious as to what DS said. Needless to say, I was

 

[dlbwright]

Boys will be boys!

 

[Maleficent13]

Once I was standing in line at the bank. It was fairly busy, and I was about 5 people back in line. The guy in front of me had his toddler with him, I would guess about three. He was running from his dad to the counter, and then back to his dad and grabbing him around the knees.

We were all standing there pretty quietly, when all of a sudden the boy runs back to dad and tackles him. Apparently he must have grabbed a little higher than normal because all of a sudden the kid says, "DADDY! Your pee-pee is REALLY BIG!!!!"

We all tried really hard not to react, but it was pretty hopeless. The entire bank cracked up, and the dad just tried to carry on as if nothing had happened.

 

[vettechick99]

We were all standing there pretty quietly, when all of a sudden the boy runs back to dad and tackles him. Apparently he must have grabbed a little higher than normal because all of a sudden the kid says, "DADDY! Your pee-pee is REALLY BIG!!!!"

and this guy's phone number is.....

 

[LtlTee]

When my daughter was about 4 we were at the pediatrician's office. As I was up at the window making a follow up appointment, my daugher went over the toy area, where a rather large man was sitting nearby. He had an especially big belly. I was watching her as I was up at the receptionist's window and could see them talking, although I couldn't hear what they were saying.

As we were leaving I asked her what they were talking about. She told me that she said to him, "Wow, you're belly is really big -- what did you have for lunch?" I was horrified (although a little relieved because by that time we were out of the office). I asked her what his answer was. She said, "He told me he had chicken, and I told him it must have been a pretty big chicken because it was making his belly stick out."

 

[Maleficent13]

and this guy's phone number is.....

No kidding...I should've asked the teller if his bank balance was REALLY BIG too...then I definitely would've followed up...

 

[jekajekalynn]

Once I was standing in line at the bank. It was fairly busy, and I was about 5 people back in line. The guy in front of me had his toddler with him, I would guess about three. He was running from his dad to the counter, and then back to his dad and grabbing him around the knees.

We were all standing there pretty quietly, when all of a sudden the boy runs back to dad and tackles him. Apparently he must have grabbed a little higher than normal because all of a sudden the kid says, "DADDY! Your pee-pee is REALLY BIG!!!!"

We all tried really hard not to react, but it was pretty hopeless. The entire bank cracked up, and the dad just tried to carry on as if nothing had happened.

That reminds me of what my ds said to my inlaws. When he was staying with them one weekend and they were having him drink some pediasure my inlaws said to my ds " drink it , it will make you grow tall like daddy."

And my ds said "I'll be BIIIIIGGGGGG" and they replied "yeah". Then he said "I will have a BIIIIIIIGGGGGG wee-wee like daddy?!!!"

 

[wuv tigger]

Oh yes, gotta love those 3 year olds!

"are you peeing or pooping?" before she would even go in!
Jill

that is THE question I get asked EACH time I need to use the bathroom!

Today, the 3 yr old told me that poop is made from chocolate!

I reinforced that it's NOT!

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

that is THE question I get asked EACH time I need to use the bathroom!

Today, the 3 yr old told me that poop is made from chocolate!

I reinforced that it's NOT!

Ah, kids. I took DD2 into the stall with me at ASMo last weekend. As I was about to flush, she said "That's your poopy? That's yours? Good job, Mommy! You did it!"

AS you can tell, we're in the midst of potty training...

 

[rgf207]

When my cousin was little and we were getting ready to go out somewhere, I told her to go upstairs and tell her mom that she is "as slow as molasses." Well she went upstairs and said "Mommy, you are as slow as my a** is"

we all got a great laugh

 

[Mysteria]

When my cousin was little and we were getting ready to go out somewhere, I told her to go upstairs and tell her mom that she is "as slow as molasses." Well she went upstairs and said "Mommy, you are as slow as my a** is"

we all got a great laugh

You are all cracking me up!

Myst

 

[vettechick99]

I posted this a while ago, but thought it was appropriate for this thread. My sister is the mother of three children -- DD-10, DS-4 and DD-2 -- and told this story in her livejournal (which is always good for a laugh)

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I just have to write this down before I forget any of it.

I carpool in the afternoons - driving home from school my 4 y/o son (who is L) and my neighbor's 5 y/o son (who is A) from pre-k. The boys sit next to each other in the middle row of my van.

In my car was a Koosh Ball. Both boys wanted to play with it, but the neighbors kid got it first. The conversation I overhead in the back was this (I swear to God - this is 100% accurate):

L: Hey - gimme my hairy ball!

A: No! I had the hairy ball first

(haha)

L: But I love to play with my hairy ball! Mommy make him give me my hairy ball back!

A: I like to rub the hairy ball on my face....it tickles. You have the best hairy balls. I want my mommy to get me hairy balls.

(I'm starting to really giggle at this point)

L: I like it when the hairy ball tickles. I like to eat my hairy ball. Let me play with my hairy ball please.

(oh god)

A: Ok, you can play with the hairy ball now but you need to share it.

L: Let's play catch with the hairy ball.

(At this point the hairy ball falls on the car floor, out of reach)

A: Mrs. F. - I need help. I can't reach the hairy ball.

(Through my tears of hysteria I am able to get out the following

Me: I can't reach L's hairy ball - I have to drive and it wouldn't be safe for me to try to grab it.

L: But when you stop the car you can hand the hairy ball to me.

(which I do at a stop sign)

A: Can I borrow your hairy ball today at my house?

L: No - I need to keep my hairy ball but you can come over and play with it later on.

A: OK.

 

[Briarmom]

Let's see my ds has said:

'I LOVE BOOS' (only with another B in there) at the top of his lungs at the grocery store.

'Mom, where are your manberries?'

'Can I see the hole where the baby comes out?'

There are so many. I wish I would have kept a book of them!