Hello DisneyMagicGirl!
We have gone to the OHana dinner MANY times, it is my favorite Disney meal! The breakfast we have only done once ... we weren't thrilled with it and decided to not return.
Getting there early never seems to work for us. We have showed up for our dinner reservation up to 30mins early ... and over the years every other interval in between and we've never got seated early. Now, we just show up like five or so minutes prior to our reservation because we see no point in it. I'm not saying that you couldn't be seated earlier but I just want to let you know my experiences.
Bleeps above me said all the right things!!! Regardless of what meal your eating, dinner can be as long as you'd like! But if you want to know how quickly you could be out of there ... honestly, I'd say you need to dedicate, AT THE BARE MINIMUM, 60mins to any given meal! If you just have so much packed into your schedule where you cannot set a little time aside for a meal then I'd say save the money and just go to a fast-food type joint.
If you're trying to figure out the maximum time you could be at a restaurant it basically seems to come down to two factors ... for us anyway. That is your eating pace and your server! That goes for any dining experience not just Ohana. I think your eating pace is self explanatory ... do you inhale your food or savor the flavor? The biggest time factor and really a factor that could influence your decision on whether you go back or not is the server!
Strictly speaking from my experiences JUST at Ohana. There are some winners and some losers. One time we went there the two servers were on top of us ... it was great! Constantly coming around with the food and checking in with us ... an example was one night we went and as I was slurping the last of my soda down a hand comes from behind me and puts a new one on the table! Those two were OUTSTANDING and their tip certainly reflected it! On the other hand we've gone and it felt like we were fighting for everything we got. Flagging them down for a soda or another piece of meat ... it was awful! For whatever reason they were catering to a particular table and we were left out in the proverbial cold ... so I hope that table tipped REALLY well because they were lucky they got anything from us!
You maybe wondering why I didn't mention anything about the character rotation in my little sermon ... the reason for that is simple. In 22 years of Disney travel with dozens and dozens of character meals only two or three times have we actually outpaced the characters and that was mostly due to anal retentive parents thinking that they were professional photographers ... getting the kids to stand right, smile, making sure the lighting was right, and the hair was perfect, and the pose was spot-on ... OH MY GOD!!! JUST PUSH THE BUTTON AND TAKE THE FREAKIN' PICTURE!!!
Anyway, I hope this answers your questions ... if you have anything further PLEASE do NOT hesitate to ask!!! I am at your disposal!
Be Happy, Stay Safe, and ... HAVE A MAGICAL DAY!!!
Frank
Disney DieHard

*** ALSO, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THIS MARKS MY 100TH POST TO DIS BOARDS ***
