Great thread title, but I will have to keep Matt away from the boards until this one drops off the bottom - he will be inconsolable. On second thoughts, if I dress up in orange hotpants and serve him beer and wings, he'll soon come around - he's pretty shallow!
As you know I like to keep abreast of all news regarding the Hooters empire. In fact I like to support Hooters whenever I can. They are a company very close to my bosom.