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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the
octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar
that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any
musical instrument in the world." He hears everyone in
the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc.
So he says that he will wager $500 to anyone who has an
instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the
octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi
Hendrix, just rippin' it up. So the man pays his $500.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays
the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man
pays his $500.
Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them
down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and
sits it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says.
"Can you not play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm
going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get its
pajamas off."
octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar
that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any
musical instrument in the world." He hears everyone in
the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, etc.
So he says that he will wager $500 to anyone who has an
instrument that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the
octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi
Hendrix, just rippin' it up. So the man pays his $500.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays
the trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man
pays his $500.
Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them
down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and
sits it down with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says.
"Can you not play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm
going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get its
pajamas off."
