October 29, 2005 Magic

[BeanoC]

All these deep questions make my brain ache. What we need are some things to do, to pass the time between now and the cruise. Here's a few ideas:


If you make the coffee in your office, secretly switch to decaf for 3 weeks. Once everybody is successfully off of caffeine, switch to espresso.


At lunch time, sit in your parked car wearing dark sunglasses, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.


Hey - I'm just trying to help.



'Beano'

 

[princssdisnygina]

hello everyone! Sorry, havent been on in a few days, been hanging with my DBF (best friend). I have since quit my job in getting ready to start another one so I am taking a few weeks off! So my time on here is shorter! What can I say?? Ok, now that you know my life right now!! How is everyone??

How is my drinking babysitter Patrick??? Beano: Still have that camera ready?

LOL

Can I say the days are getting longer and I may have to make a roadtrip down to disney on my time off.
I will let you know if I decide to go!!

Gina

 

[pmcougar05]

Ok, so i think i was at hooters way too late drinking. We were up there from 6-midnight, many pitchers later and many wings later. I think i am still drueling from the bikini contest. Plus my friend damon was home from afghanistan for another couple days so we hung out and shot the stuff.

Chris, don't know how much i will be drinking on the ship due to my last encounter, i still start to get quisy after about 2 beers, although i am sure that the 20 hot wings i ate last night didn't help either. I may never be drunk again!!!

Gina, i am here for ya....hey, on your way down to disneyland, drive by and pick me up....ROAD TRIP!! So what happened with your job Gina?? Wanna move here, i want to fire one girl, you can take her place.

Ok, time to do some work....p-dawg out

 

[princssdisnygina]

Ok Patrick...I thought we cleared this up? It is Disney WORLD you dork! But no, Virginia isn't exactly on my way there. And no, it isn't my ideal place to live either, sorry. But, you can move here. You are too funny!

Gina

 

[RonnieJo66]

Hey P-Dawg...

This one's for you

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/516.html

Now that's funny right there!! "Redneck Treehouse"

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[pmcougar05]

Well that is what happens after a tornado picks up my house ronnie...haha. I was on the channel 9 noos describing the ternado, it was twirling round and round, picked up the neighbors cows and everything, i thought bobby joe and billy bob were goners fur sure...haha.

Thank you for schooling me gina, you are too good to me....

ITS PAYDAY...doing the happy dance over here.

Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone....coronas for everyone. I swear, there is too much blood in my alcohol stream.

Ok, off to the checkbook now.

p-dawg out

 

[RonnieJo66]

:thewave: HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY DISNEYLAND :thewave:

Today marks the beginning of the 50th birthday celebration on Disneyland! I wanna I wanna go!! We do have a trip planned to go there, DD's birthday end of June. (get to be there for 4th of July... )

P-Dawg: thought you weren't drinking anymore dude , be careful

Man, it's raining here AGAIN!! Hope it clears up for the weekend..DS's birthday and all.

Nice day to everyone

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[pmcougar05]

Not drinking as much....after about 2 beers i start to feel quisy. But i could pace myself. I didn't even have a beer with my steak last night.

No rain here...yet, it is nice and sunny... I swear i don't get on my motorcycle enough, why do i even have it?? I could sell it and book another cruise...haha. Ok, nothing else really to report other than i can actually see my desk....woo hoo.

p-dawg out

 

[RonnieJo66]

Hey anyone have plans for building of an ark? I do believe that my backyard is about to float away! If this keeps up the kids will be able to swim home from school

Besides, this downpour is messing up my satelite reception!! Rain, rain go away!!

Hugs,

RonnieJo

ps...thought this was funny!


You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.

 

[BeanoC]

Hey Pat... how many beers until you can actually spell "queasy"??

Just kidding buddy. You know I love you. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything...


Question for everybody:

You've all probably answered this at one time or another, but please refresh an old man's memory. Who will be in "The World" before this cruise, and where are you staying? I am just wondering who we might hook up with to break the ice together before we cruise. We're at the Polynesian for 2 nights before we sail away; doin' Mickey's BBQ and Epcot.


Man, what a week I'm having! Glad it's almost over. I may take a half day off tomorrow. Why? 'Cuz I can!



You guys have to see this Ebay listing. Freakin' hilarious!!


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5577585474&fromMakeTrack
=true




'Beano'

 

[pmcougar05]

Its kinda up in the air about me going to disney before the cruise, gotta check on my vacation time, that hospital visit kinda ate up all i had so now i have to acrue it some more.

This weekend is a big party weekend, WMZQ Fest (big country concert) Lots O Beer! Then sunday of course is mothers day and my neices 2nd birthday. What is everyone else's plans??

p-dawg out

 

[RonnieJo66]

As far as this weekend goes...

It's DS's 15th birthday, so he gets to choose what we're doing and also the restaurant to eat his birthday dinner at. Now I get to start thinking about drivers ed!!

Beano has promised to cook for me on Mother's Day (I just better make sure that it also includes the clean-up) I could ask him to wear an apron and nuthin' else!! Should I make him my "poolboy"?!

Have a nice Mother's Day to all us out there

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[BeanoC]

Me in an apron and nothing else would make ANYBODY lose their appetite.



'Beano'

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Question for everybody:
You've all probably answered this at one time or another, but please refresh an old man's memory. Who will be in "The World" before this cruise, and where are you staying? I am just wondering who we might hook up with to break the ice together before we cruise. We're at the Polynesian for 2 nights before we sail away; doin' Mickey's BBQ and Epcot.

Beano,
While we haven't made definitive plans yet, we have always arrived in Orlando at least a day or two before the cruise, so you can pretty much assume we'll be around in some form or another (most likely the inebriated form). Also, the Poly is the place we most often stay when we're there, so we might even be neighbors!!! That's a scary thought, considering we'll basically be neighbors on the ship.

Chris

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Hey, hey everybody! Missing you guys.

Beano, we're most likely heading out early. Hopefully we can get a good room at the Poly and buy you and Ronnie Jo a drink - you know, get the credit card company slowly used to the charges yet to come ("bling bling" )

This weekend we are taking DD to Sea World to swim with the dolphins for her birthday. I hope she doesn't freak once she sees how big those animals really are up close. Knowing her, she might jump on one of their backs and demand a ride .

Hey, Chris just called from work and said that DCL opened up a place on their web site to book ressies for Palo and the spa 105 days before your cruise. AND - you can't book a brunch for more than 2 peeps! No likey that one. Beano cruise master , you know anything about that? Think Thierry will do anything about that? Maybe Anna. If eveyrone is booking online, how can we get a group brunch? I'm thinking this sucks

Gallegherism: why do we call 'em "buildings" when they're already done building them? We ought to call them "builts".

 

[BeanoC]

Cheri - if we all decide we'd like to have a group brunch, I can make it happen. Trust me.

Sooo, I guess we can start on the Pina Coladas early if we see you guys at the Poly, huh? I wonder if I can schedule a liver transplant for right after the cruise?

Ok guys, here's a few fun things you can try next time you attend a funeral:


Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will, and they're not in it.

Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.





'Beano'

 

[RonnieJo66]

All you women should get this one!!


Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.


Practice makes perfect

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

Ronnie Jo,
It's important to "exercise" during a cruise. Ya' know, to walk off all them calories.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Cheri:

Does "exercising" the hand to the mouth count? It can also be a math lesson...1 bushwacker, 2 bushwackers

or

you can "exercise" by swiping your credit card through the machine

BLING BLING

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[BeanoC]

Yeah, it's no coincidence that "Bling Bling" rhymes with "Cha-Ching"!

You know what will get the most exercise on this cruise?? MY CREDIT CARD!!!




'Beano'