October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

ophie · Feb 9, 2006

tinkryansmom said:
An insult!

Man. That's like two this week.

What did I do to incur the wrath of Beano?

It's not my fault Ophie gotsta be all clever talking and not just come right out and say what the heck she is talking about.

Some of us have very small brains and can't think in allegoric. Hidden meaning and secret jokes are lost on us.

I'll keep any and all future metaphors to myself.

Well... no I won't. But I will continue to make you feel better when Beano is mean. :flower3:

you!

ophie · Feb 9, 2006

WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:

1. Why did God make mothers?

She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
Mostly to clean the house.
To help us out of there when we were getting born.

2. How did God make mothers?

He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

3. What ingredients are mothers made of?

God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

4. Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom?

We're related.
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

5. What kind of little girl was your Mom?

My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
They say she used to be nice.

6. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?

His last name.
She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

7. Why did your Mom marry your dad?

My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
She got too old to do anything else with him.
My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

8. Who's the boss at your house?

Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

9. What's the difference between moms and dads?

Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go to work at work.
Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

10. What does your Mom do in her spare time?

Mothers don't do spare time.
To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

11. What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

12. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

RonnieJo66 · Feb 9, 2006

Ophie:

That "Mom" thing was pretty funny............some of those answers were great :lmao:

(but some of them gave away some of our biggest "mom" secrets...........shhh! :ssst:

the kids aren't supposed to know them)

Soccermom-Cheri · Feb 10, 2006

ophie said:
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
11. What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery
12. If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

Perfect on the inside, eyes on the back of her head and magic ... yup, that's us oh, if they could only stay that small and keep believing it

Hey, Beano, whatcha doin' this weekend?

I'll still come play with you Johnna. Mouse House? ANY time! I wanna go on the Matterhorn and the Autopia and the new submarines and the...

BeanoC · Feb 10, 2006

Cheri - I am getting started on a mucho busy day here at work, but in approx. 12 hours, I will be at The House of The Mouse! Spendin' the weekend with some friends fron San-dee-ay-go, don't cha know. :sunny:

RonnieJo66 · Feb 10, 2006

Morning Everyone!

Gettin' ready for Disneyland trip. :thumbsup2

Mickey t-shirts packed.......check

Mickey pj's packed........check

Mickey slippers packed.........check

Mickey sweatshirts packed........check

Mickey earrings packed..........check

Mickey purse packed............check

:rolleyes1

Hmmm, I see an obsession here :lmao:

Johnna: See I knew Cheri would still go wif U! Now you don't have to be mad that I'm stealing her, k?!

Bets: come out, come out where ever you are :confused3

(it's no use hiding.......we will find you) :rotfl2:

Luckey: How goes the skating?

Sean & Linda: sure do miss you guys :love:

Tenor:

DisneyDmbNut · Feb 10, 2006

i am pouting...you are going to Disney without me...

Well..I am having a pedicure today, so I will try to let that make me feel better

ophie · Feb 10, 2006

DisneyDmbNut said:
i am pouting...you are going to Disney without me...

Well..I am having a pedicure today, so I will try to let that make me feel better

Betsy, I have my interview in Palm Beach Gardens on Tuesday @ 11. Wanna do lunch? :wave2:

RonnieJo66 · Feb 10, 2006

Bets: I sorry, but you know you :love:

those manicure/pedicures!!! :cloud9:

You can even do lunch with Ophie next week...........how kewl :thumbsup2

DisneyDmbNut · Feb 10, 2006

ophie said:
Betsy, I have my interview in Palm Beach Gardens on Tuesday @ 11. Wanna do lunch?

I work in Broward...in Pompano...Can't call in sick anymore..especially on Valentines day...THAT would look bad!

LOL
what are you doing today?? I am going to Boynton Mall after my pedicure...about 2:30pm

ophie · Feb 10, 2006

DisneyDmbNut said:
I work in Broward...in Pompano...Can't call in sick anymore..especially on Valentines day...THAT would look bad!

LOL
what are you doing today?? I am going to Boynton Mall after my pedicure...about 2:30pm

Ah sorry, I didn't realize that you didn't work near home.

Today is no good as I'm in Gainesville! :rotfl:

I'm packing up some things in my apt up here.

Soccermom-Cheri · Feb 10, 2006

Hummmm.... what to do today. :rolleyes:

Ronnie is packing Mickey everything. Don't have much Mickey attire (note to self: MUST BUY MUCH MICKEY WEAR! note to Chris: PREPARE M/C!)

after Timmy does a little coaching job WE ARE OUTTA HERE! :car:

Soccermom-Cheri · Feb 10, 2006

Beano will give you the full report, maybe even pictures* too (well maybe not the full report :rotfl2:

)

* if'n they aren't too scary looking

While we're gone, someone should find Sean and Linda ... Luckey appears to me among the missing as well. :confused3

Dectectives tink and dmbnut, your mission, should you decide to accept it...