October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

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My point exactly! I can't do this alone! Help me!! :bitelip:



Ever notice there aren't many Chinese guys named Rusty? :confused3
 
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with

Bee-oh-el-oh-gee-en-ay!

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:teeth: :teeth: :teeth:
 

Good lordy loo....timer is either very old...or we are very old for knowing who he is...
 
BeanoC said:
My point exactly! I can't do this alone! Help me!! :bitelip:



Ever notice there aren't many Chinese guys named Rusty? :confused3



Have you tried Dr. Phil?????

Not too many named Bubba either..... :teeth:
 
Hot Dogs.

Armour hot dogs.

What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs??

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C'mon, sing with me!!

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks... :)
 
even kids with Chicken Pox love hot dogs....Armour Hot Dogs...


The DOGS

KIDS


LOVE


TO


BITE!!!!!







I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, she's a pepper, he's a pepper...


Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too????
 
"It's the most original soft drink ever in the whole wide world!!"

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I don't like Dr. Pepper no more though. Know why??


No beer in it.

::yes::
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Beano and Tenor show, back by popular demand!!

Hey, Tenor?? Why do cows wear bells??

'Cuz their horns don't work!




Geez I crack myself up.
 
I would almost rather die of thirst than drink Dr. Pepper!!!! pirate: YUCK!!!



I am stuck on Baindaid brands cuz bandaides stuck on me.....




Ummm...Beans....how do spell relief??????
 
"Yo Mama's so dumb"....


HOW DUMB IS SHE??????




Yo mama's so dumb....her favorite color is..........Clear!!!
 
Yo Mama's so poor, she only has 2 channels on her black and white TV:


ON and OFF
 
Yo mama is SO fat...

When she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.

Her belt size is equator.

When she looks at a menu, she says 'ok'.

Her blood type is Rocky Road.

When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

:rotfl:
 
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies????

100:


99 to peel the M&M's and
1 to mix the batter
 
Yo Mama's so dumb...I told her Christmas was right around the corner...AND SHE WENT LOOKING FOR IT!!! :lmao:
 
How many funeral directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Ask me that again and I'll kill you.
 
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