A friend sent me this....I cracked up!! All you "Dis" men out there, if you haven't learned this stuff yet....pay attention
Betsy, this one is for you....
> THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows
>that there are days in the month when all a man has to
>do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
>hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common
>as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband,
>boyfriend, or Significant other!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help
>you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.
>
> DANGE ROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you
>look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some
>chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER:
>Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You
>know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope
>you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved
>you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more
>chocolate.
>
> 13 Things PMS Stands for:
> 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid - Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff
>
> and my favorite one...
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
> Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and
>those who might need a good Laugh! Or men who need a
>warning.