Ok, little Cheri. You see, there's this big floaty thing. They ley you get on it, and then they make you eat every 8 minutes. Before dinner, Mickey and his pals let you get your picture taken with them. Then they laugh at you for standing in line for 2 hours for a photo. After dinner, you go get something to eat. Then the big people can go drink. The chid'rens go have fun and behave themselves, while the responsible adults act like @sses. Then, at about 2AM, the adults go to bed, and, being the loving parents they are, get up again at 6AM to go do stuff. Usually a headache accompanies this early morning ritual.The kids want to have Mickey waffles and go see a movie, you want a Bloody Mary and a nap. Soon thereafter, it's time to eat. Somehow, in between all of this, Disney gets about $400 out of you.
Then comes day 2...