3pirates&tink
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- May 8, 2007
- Messages
- 843
Okay, I gotta run...............Lori is being mean and kicking me off......

Have a chuck on me....![]()
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either
ps...Work?...cough,cough...![]()
And this is one of my favorites!!! (Shane will probably kill me someday, but.......
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Just dandy thanks for asking dear....And you two i mean "you three" but Shhhhhhsss don't tell the killing machine i said that...down in VA?.....
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I was going to change that work too before posting. I actually thought I did, but then when I hit post, it was still in there. I just left it.
Oh and Nancy, are you sure Pee-Wee Herman put his hands on his face?![]()
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He is the ring leader of a gang. He and his brothers, Crackle and Pop, travel around haunting kids' cereal bowls.![]()
I'll be DISing today (if the bosses leave) but then that's it for 4 days. We are going to a fall festival that we've been going to since Kristin was born...23 years ago. Send some 'dust stuff' for nice cool crisp autumn weather for us plz.
I need more pictures everyone. You know, the ones with palm trees swaying in the breeze, gentle waves of the ocean, hammocks, mango soup......ahhhhhhh.......![]()