October 20th 2007 Western Magic Part 5

[GOS]

You can come out now Cass ive done here....

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . "

Wait for it. .

It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:





"You just happened to catch my eye"

GROAN - that was awful!

Heather

 

[GOS]

A Saturday FO?

Heather

 

[cntkg1]

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a Fwuk "

I don't know why I would admit this, but this one was my favorite.

Or....

Jesus is nailed on the cross. As he is hanging on to the last throws of life, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!"

John hears the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord. As he gets there the guards catch him, cut off his legs, and throws him back in the crowd.

Jesus yells again, "John, John, come here quickly, quickly!"

So John, crawling on his hands alone, approaches the cross. The guards catch him again, cut off his arms and throw him back in the crowd.

Jesus yells a third time, "John, John, you must come quickly, time is short, hurry!"

So John with his tremendous faith, using his chin alone, approaches the cross. The guards do not see him and he gets to the base, flips over and says, "Yes Lord."

Jesus says, "I can see your house from up here!!!"

I hope Ratatouille.

Heather

Me too, me too!!

That's great, what would be the chances. We will not be there, but will be there for the Packer/Eagles game on Sept 9th. Got any takers to meet us there??

We don't get regular season tickets ever. But, look for me on tv tonight Janice. I'll be the one wearing the Packer shirt.

 

[cntkg1]

How about an OT QotD?

If it were to be the last dinner you would ever eat, what would it be?

Mine would be:
Orange Roughy with green beans almondine and rice pilaf. For dessert: Tiramisu!!

 

[cntkg1]

Good morning Heather. Sorry I can't stay around to chat, but I have a few errands to run this morning.

Later

 

[GOS]

Good morning Heather. Sorry I can't stay around to chat, but I have a few errands to run this morning.

Later

Morning Nancy - good luck with the errands. Been shopping this morning an the irsoning is waiting. I have a week off next week. I am doing some family stuff.

Heather

 

[GOS]

Good morning Heather. Sorry I can't stay around to chat, but I have a few errands to run this morning.

Later

Anything not WW! Especially full FAT cheesecake.

Heather

 

[B9erSteve]

I hope Ratatouille.

Heather

Oh, yes, I forgot that one. It'll probably be there. My son will like that!

How about an OT QotD?

If it were to be the last dinner you would ever eat, what would it be?

Mine would be:
Orange Roughy with green beans almondine and rice pilaf. For dessert: Tiramisu!!

Pizza. I love it.




Off to work now, ta ta.

 

[Walt & Di]

Nancy

Great job loser!!!!

Great job losing Nancy. Timon You also did great. Diane

 

[JLDSMD]

Yup, we'll be there Cheryl. Chuck, Tony and me. We are on the 50 yard line.
Where are you guys sitting? Maybe we'll run into each other. Are you guys tailgating before the game? We're grabbing sandwiches from home and some beverages and are just sitting outside of the van until the game starts. We usually park at Krolls.

You guys better bring the Ponchos tonight. If the weather up there is suppose to be anything like it is down here. Also, careful driving.

BTW, we love Krolls. We use to park there when we'd have tickets, but my cousin actually lives 2 blocks south of the stadium and charges $5 less. The money goes to his girls' college fund. So we've switched to parking there.

 

[Walt & Di]

no smoking here. ohio just passed a law prohibiting smoking inside public buildings. its great.

Both Walt and I dont smoke. Diane

 

[JLDSMD]

you arnt giving up on the brewers are you? im still counting on that clev-milw.
world series

I'm going tonight. Good thing there is a roof they can put on. We're expecting 1" of rain today/tonight and another 1"-2" tomorrow. They have a flash flood watch out already this morning.

As for the Brewers, they suck. Lost 5 in a row now. The will be probably in 3rd place as soon as the Cards stop playing the Cubs.

 

[Walt & Di]

I hope all Walmarts aren't getting rid of their fabric! The Walmarts in our area still have fabric, not that I buy it often, but it is definitely less expensive than Joanns and they have Disney prints.

Our Walmarts have stopped selling material for about 6 months now. Diane

 

[JLDSMD]

Nancy we're on the 45 yard line. We're in section 120. We are pretty high up, before they added on we were the second last row from the top. We won't be tailgating either, we usually grab a sandwich on the way or when we get there. Where is Krolls? We seem to park at a different palce everytime we go.

Those are good tickets. We had 47 yard line once in the 19th row and you couldn't see anything inside the 20 yard lines. Up top, you can at least see the whole field.

We went to a game in Detroit once (never again. They are not the nicest fans to put it mildly). Anyhow, we sat up top behind one end zone. It was actually great because the Jumbotron was behing the other end zone. We could watch the field and see what was opening up and then look at the Jumbotron for anything close up.

If it hasn't been answered yet, Krolls is on the West side of the stadium. Take the road on that side and it is right there. You can't miss it. I just looked up the map and it would be on the corner of Ridge and Valley View.

 

[JLDSMD]

OMG!!! We are in section 120 too!! My seat is on the aisle, so I'm probably about 10 seats off the 50 yard line!! My boss has 16 season ticket seats and I get these seats every year. Krolls is right across the street from Lambeau. It's a little restaurant and we usually park in their lot for $20.00.

So when we see the security personnel going to that section all game long, we now know why.

BTW, the cost of parking for Milwaukee (Gold Ticket) games is usually higher than Green Bay games.

 

[Walt & Di]

And it wouldn't be me without posting a pic or two right???



Before...

And after...

Wow that food looks scrumptous. Diane

 

[JLDSMD]

MINI WISCONSIN DISMEET at the Packer Game this Saturday!

Cheryl and I just found out that she is sitting exactly 6 rows behind me!!

Cheryl,

Can you make sure you throw some popcorn or a beer six rows down from you tonight?

You probably could have had a mini meet last year if you knew each other.

 

[JLDSMD]

Boy, lots of KKers on tonight!!!

Yeah, I go to bed at 10:00 and wake up to 12 to 13 pages.

You guys sure were busy.

FYI, sorry for posting about 10 pages behind right now. I'll be current soon.

 

[Walt & Di]

hi di. robin loves your puppy avatar. and your mickey and minnie signature at the bottom.

Walt did the puppy avatar. That is my granddog. Him and I need to start walking once kids go back to school. Diane

 

[JLDSMD]

Cass, you have me thinking about the food on the cruise. Our night in Parrot Cay (I think it was pirate night), we had the most delicious shrimp...grilled I think.

I'm hungry.

You ladies are making me hungry. I love the coconut shrimp they have at dinner one of the nights, I think it might be an appetizer.

I know, I am starving...well for Disney food anyway

My best meal last cruise was the Black Pearl Oven Roasted Beef Tenderloin. I even cleaned my plate and I rarely do that!!

Maybe instead of the QotD we should post one of the menus each day and we can all say what we'd order. How does that sound? We could do it for 7 days straight or once a week on the same day (we still have enough weeks to do that).