Obnoxious terms of endearment

[preshi]

Originally posted by JasonLyons
sugar booger

Thats my worst one too... I hate that

 

[Kaos Creator]

My ex-inlaws were the icky terms of endearment kings!!!
They NEVER call each other by their names - and not even their kids - ok here goes...
She was 'Peaches'
He was "Bunny'
Daughter was "Muffy' (she is now 21 and still called muffy)
Son (ex hubby) didn't have one because Muffy was the little golden child!

Now picture this.....this is a REAL story.....
we are in a pet shop one day and peaches YELLS...
'BUNNY BUNNY COME LOOK AT THE LITTLE RABBITS' - and bunny scurries over 'COMING PEACHES DEAR' - GAG GAG GAG!!! They never use their real names....all cards are signed ...
To our littley Muffy girl, Love Mommy Peaches and Daddy Bunny...

She even wanted my DD to call her Grammy Peaches and Papa Bunny - NOT!!!!

ICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
I think I may just win for this thread!

 

[Serena]

It's a contest between you and Jason. lol

My h never liked pet names, but I call everyone else honey, sweety, darlin, etc.
It's hard but restrain myself here. lol I accidently let one slip by now and then, though. The reactions are interesting.

Kelsea is my snuggle bunny.

 

[TerriP]

At the Prime Time Cafe our waiter referred to my sister as "Honey Bunny" and me as "Pumpkin Noodle". Must say, I'd never heard of "Pumpkin Noodle" before...but it sure made me giggle. I'm also guilty of calling DH "Schmoopsie Pooh" and "Googly Bear" from Monsters...but he gives me one of those looks. Better knock it off!