Yay!!! That is a sure sign that this will be a drama filled season. Can I get a llama?
It all depends. Are you drinking a diet soda or at least a light beer? Are you THINKING about exercising?
See, your body has to digest the diet soda, so while the soda has no calories, your body uses calories to make you pee the soda: this is what allows you to eat the buffet without losing your girlish figure.
As for the exercise, people don't realize, but the act of procrastinating BURNS calories! Why, just THINKING about exercising is an ACT of will, and we all know that acts burn calories!
And don't you worry none about spankin' your kids - it's a family activity that involves aerobic exercise on the part of you and your kids, so not only are you taking care of your own health, but that of your kids! What a good dad!
Maybe she's trying to soften her "I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands and eat it in front of you if you don't finish those sit-ups" image.
P.S. The heart throb is in the middle...ignore the book ends.
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Where are the teens when you need the drama llama. I would post it for you if I knew how.
Holy Weight Loss Batman![]()
Nah, she's going to lull them into a false sense of security and then, when it looks like ratings may drop, she'll rip out hearts and innards
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I am not a teen, but I do tend to post the drama llamas....
The first week's weight loss is always dramatic, that way we can enjoy a dramatic seond week when they all lose two pounds each.
Sweet! I'm glad I'm not missing it tonight then, 'cause nothing says entertainment like innard bits flying about like confetti.![]()
Off topic, but Disney is having a sweepstake--including a night in Cinderella's Castle http://disney.go.com/partners/celebrateyou/sweepstakes/
Do we even have a topic anymore?![]()
The first week's weight loss is always dramatic, that way we can enjoy a dramatic seond week when they all lose two pounds each.
....why? Beacause they weigh as much as two books???