Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

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Eww. Brown team is gross! If they have a wattle, they shouldn't be allowed to take off their shirts.
 
Yay!!! That is a sure sign that this will be a drama filled season. Can I get a llama?

Where are the teens when you need the drama llama. I would post it for you if I knew how.

Holy Weight Loss Batman :scared1:::yes:::faint:
 
It all depends. Are you drinking a diet soda or at least a light beer? Are you THINKING about exercising?

See, your body has to digest the diet soda, so while the soda has no calories, your body uses calories to make you pee the soda: this is what allows you to eat the buffet without losing your girlish figure.

As for the exercise, people don't realize, but the act of procrastinating BURNS calories! Why, just THINKING about exercising is an ACT of will, and we all know that acts burn calories!

And don't you worry none about spankin' your kids - it's a family activity that involves aerobic exercise on the part of you and your kids, so not only are you taking care of your own health, but that of your kids! What a good dad!

Wow--If I follow this I can quit the gym and use the money for something better like a trip to Disney :thumbsup2 But I'm going to have to find some kids to be spankin'

Maybe she's trying to soften her "I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands and eat it in front of you if you don't finish those sit-ups" image.

Nah, she's going to lull them into a false sense of security and then, when it looks like ratings may drop, she'll rip out hearts and innards
 

P.S. The heart throb is in the middle...ignore the book ends.
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....why? Beacause they weigh as much as two books???
 
Where are the teens when you need the drama llama. I would post it for you if I knew how.

Holy Weight Loss Batman :scared1:::yes:::faint:

The first week's weight loss is always dramatic, that way we can enjoy a dramatic seond week when they all lose two pounds each.
 
Nah, she's going to lull them into a false sense of security and then, when it looks like ratings may drop, she'll rip out hearts and innards

Sweet! I'm glad I'm not missing it tonight then, 'cause nothing says entertainment like innard bits flying about like confetti. :banana:
 
The brown team, one of the guys looks like his lips were painted on....such a pretty little mouth. Blech.
 
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I am not a teen, but I do tend to post the drama llamas....

The first week's weight loss is always dramatic, that way we can enjoy a dramatic seond week when they all lose two pounds each.

Thanks for posting the Llama, I new someone would post it.

Wall_E have they all been in the outhouse with you, that is alot of water weight. As far as the crack, I missed it, altough there was a thread about a dad whoes son had a graft and they grafted his but cheeks together. Maybe you could PM him, you guys seem to have alot in common. :lmao:
 
Are the guys on the brown team wearing lipstick? It clashes with their stubble.
 
Sweet! I'm glad I'm not missing it tonight then, 'cause nothing says entertainment like innard bits flying about like confetti. :banana:

Maybe we should make a pool--when will Jillian lose it. What would be a good prize?
 
....why? Beacause they weigh as much as two books???

Uncle Jesse was here last summer performing with the Beach Boys. He is soooooooooo yummy! I tried to get him to impregnante me so I could have a beautiful child, I didn't have much luck though.:sad2:
 
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