Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[PebblesMK]

Careful, WallE is going to get all upset if we start with the men in uniform again

Men out of uniform it is then!

 

[LondonUnderground]

why heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo,

i went walking in the snow

im so cold! D:

 

[PebblesMK]

why heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooo,

i went walking in the snow

im so cold! D:

I walk in the snow everyday...no way around it.

Why aren't you in school???

 

[LondonUnderground]

inset day - teacher training day

schools off

i think i may even have tomorrow off as well - it depends on the snow

 

[PebblesMK]

inset day - teacher training day

schools off

i think i may even have tomorrow off as well - it depends on the snow

I think my kid's school will be released early. That's what they were talking about. I miss snow days.

 

[tink_lover]

get with the program - it's not nekkid or naked - it's nood.

How's everyone doing this morning? Badger, are you watching the weather heading our way? 90 is closed in SD. Great, another day off tomorrow.

 

[LondonUnderground]

my mum said i dont have to go to guides tonight

*thats basically girl scouts for 10-14 year olds*

lets just hope school is closed tomorrow! on teh website is says

We plan to open the school as normal on Friday 8th January but any changes will be posted here .
Students who live outside the school *i took out the location :3) area need to check conditions are safe for their journey.

i live about an hour away from school, involving a car ride, then train, then walking.

heres hoping!

its supposed to snow all sunday and monday around our school though DDD

 

[PebblesMK]

get with the program - it's not nekkid or naked - it's nood.

How's everyone doing this morning? Badger, are you watching the weather heading our way? 90 is closed in SD. Great, another day off tomorrow.

It's snowing here now. We only have about 3 inches so far but are supposed to get 12 or more. Not a biggy. I do need to go to the grocery store before I get stuck in the driveway though.

my mum said i dont have to go to guides tonight

*thats basically girl scouts for 10-14 year olds*

lets just hope school is closed tomorrow! on teh website is says

We plan to open the school as normal on Friday 8th January but any changes will be posted here .
Students who live outside the school *i took out the location :3) area need to check conditions are safe for their journey.

i live about an hour away from school, involving a car ride, then train, then walking.

heres hoping!

its supposed to snow all sunday and monday around our school though DDD

Why do you live so far from school??? That's a lot of work to get to school. I suggest not going anymore.

 

[LondonUnderground]

i wish xD its because its a really good school, and i passed the exam to get in, and its the best school to go to in this area. my mum drives me to the station, which takes about 10 minutes, then im on the train for 20 minutes, then a 20 minute walk.

 

[PebblesMK]

i wish xD its because its a really good school, and i passed the exam to get in, and its the best school to go to in this area. my mum drives me to the station, which takes about 10 minutes, then im on the train for 20 minutes, then a 20 minute walk.

I walked to school once, but that's because I felt like skipping. I guess it's not skipping if I only go in late. But seriously...that's a hike to get to school! Where is their public transportation?

 

[LondonUnderground]

what do you mean by that?

 

[PebblesMK]

what do you mean by that?

Why aren't there busses to pick you up? And why can't you be driven all the way to school instead of just to the train station? I'm really lost on that one.

 

[LondonUnderground]

well my mum works full time and she has to be at her desk by at least 10am, and she has to take my dad to work, who works in teh complete opposite direction. it take about 30-45mins to drive, and thats not in the rush hour.

i dont know why there arent buses that come out as far as here, its all very confusing. my friend goes on a different train line but lives close ish to me, and her journey involves getting a lift to the station from her mum, getting on the train for 30-45mins ish and then battling her way onto a bus with all the other kids from 3 other schools, then walking

i dont know why she does it, lol.

 

[LondonUnderground]

this thread keeps slipping D:

its kinda hailing/ice raining here xD

 

[Wall-E1]

Careful, WallE is going to get all upset if we start with the men in uniform again

That's right. I only want men out of uniform...

nomnomnomnom....

 

[tink_lover]

it's kinda early for nomnomnoms, isn't it?

 

[Wall-E1]

it's kinda early for nomnomnoms, isn't it?

It's never too early for those abs.

 

[Wall-E1]

We went on that Disney Small World ride and I gotta tell ya, I just don't get it. The music in it don't have no banjo. What kind of music don't feature a banjo or two these days? Well, first off, we go into the first scene and it is full of all of these freaky looking dolls from Europe, I done think. There is this larger looking tourist(probably from some northern state, like Canadia) that just starts flashing away. He's taking pictures of everything. I tell him that he best put that camera away so's I don't have to do it for him. Well, he done give me the one finger salute, disrespecting me and my whole family. Now I did what I needed to in order to protect the honor of my family. He's welcome to use the flash now all he wants. He'll need it since the camera is now shoved up somewhere that the sun don't never shine. So, I solved that problem, but now I got his wife and kids balling their eyes out like nobody's business.

Well, we get into the second room which is Asia. Now, I gotta tell ya, I don't trust any Asianese after what they done did to Pearl Harbor. I decide to have a little "good ole boy" fun. I pull out my bb gun and take some shots at the dolls. You should have heard all the babies in my boat screaming in horror. Don't nobody have no sense of humor these days? One large lady even took to jumping over the side of the boat. She was hanging on to the edge of one of them singing doll scenes. I don't think Disney would like that kind of behavior. So, I shot her once in the butt cause she deserved it.

Onto the third room and we are in Africa. Woo-wee, I'm gettin thirsty. I reach into my wife's cleavage and pull out a fresh six pack. I just kick back and enjoy the cold refreshments.

Next, we go to Central America. Now, I's got to be honest with you. I don't have no love for Mexico after what they done at the Alamo. I done jumped out the boat with a can of spray paint that I had stashed away in my hollered out wooden leg. I spray painted "Remember the Alamo!" right over their Mexicani pyramid thing.

Next, I believe was the South Pacific. Not to sure on that one. All that beer was making me tired and I dozed off a bit.

I wake up and we are in this room where the dolls are all celebrating and stuff at some amusement park. First things first and I gots to go like a race horse. All that beer done worked it's way through me and needed to come out. So there I am doing my business over the side of the boat. Other guests on our cruise are gasping in horror, covering their kids' eyes and such. Like they never had to go real bad.

Well, we finally reach the end of the ride and I gotta tell you all. That is one long ride. For some reason, I see all sorts of security at the end just itchin to get their hands on me. Well, I go to make a jump for it, but wouldn't you know it. I was too drunk and just fell over the side of the boat and knocked my front tooth out on the exit platform.

So, what do you think of all that? Why are people so rude and why don't they minds their own business? Also, would Disney be responsible for my tooth in this situation? There were no harness or seat belts at all on the boats.

 

[kimmar067]

... LOVE the latest title....."Hot Military Hunks".... ....GOOD one!

 

[kimmar067]

....why Sigfried and Roy should never have a baby.....