Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[NYPDwife]

So let me tell you another thing that happened on our trip. We were at their main park, the one named Disney World, and decided to ride on that Splashing Mountain. Well, we was just beginning our descent at the end and a strong wind gut shot up right underneath my overalls. Wouldn't you know it? The straps holding on my wooden leg snapped off and the leg detached. Well, laws of motion being what they are took over. My wooden leg flew backwards and hit this old socialite looking lady. Clocked her right on her nose. It then ricocheted off of her face and wedged itself on the ride track halfway down the drop. Well, it made quite the scene for onlookers. Small children were screaming at the sight of a detached leg right there in the ride. It was a real hoot to see.

So, we get off the ride and Disney medical and security comes running up to get all in our business. I was trying to help the old lady. I slipped off my wife beater and was trying to cover her nose with it. She didn't like that much. It was all covered in my sweat, but I was explaining to her that the moisture was a good thing and would help stop the bleeding. Well, medical comes and straps her down to a gurney so she can't move. There ain't nothing done wrong with her neck. It was just her face got bashed in was all. Then security grabs me and hauls me away. I ain't done nothing wrong.

Well, apparently Disney is all upset because they claim I had concealed items in the park. You see, I hollered out that wooden leg so as I could keep things in there. When Disney retrieved the leg, they found all sorts of things in it. My cigarettes. The Playboy magazine. My sawed off shotgun. Chewin' tobacco. Our pet boa. So, Disney was all unhappy about this. So, I's ask them if they had a proper search warrant to go through my leg like that. Then they write up a report proper and want to get all of my personal information in case the old lady wants to sue me.

So, my question is this. Should I beat them to the punch and sue them? First off. I went back and looked at the warning sign for that Splashing Adventure Ride. There weren't not one warning about artificial limbs possibly becoming detached during that ride. A to the old lady, I feel she needs to get me a new leg. When it was returned to me, the wooden toes were completely broken off. Near as I can figure this must have happened when the wooden foot made kicked that old lady clear in the dentures. So, the ways I see it, she should have to fix that portion of my leg.

What do you think?

First -

2nd - How would someone like you know the laws of motion?

 

[Darsa]

How would someone like you know the laws of motion?

Well, he obviously knows SOME things; his grammar, spelling and punctuation are QUITE good!

 

[Wall-E1]

First -

2nd - How would someone like you know the laws of motion?

What exactly is that supposed to mean? I completed eighth grade and made it halfway through ninth. I happen to be very smart. At least I did something honorable with my education, unlike you, who seems to take pride in being a NYPD(Northern Yuppie Pot Dealer)wife.

 

[suejai]

Well, he obviously knows SOME things; his grammar, spelling and punctuation are QUITE good!

I was noticing the same thing - You know, I'm starting to think that this is all a wind up. I suspect he isn't a red neck at all!

 

[Wall-E1]

Well, he obviously knows SOME things; his grammar, spelling and punctuation are QUITE good!

Exactly! We southerners don't just tip cows and make moonshine. We have plenty of one room school houses down here that provide a wonderful education.

 

[Wall-E1]

I was noticing the same thing - You know, I'm starting to think that this is all a wind up. I suspect he isn't a red neck at all!

I am a redneck. I didn't come to these boards to defend my trailer park heritage. I come from a long lineage of redneck ancestors. We have a strict breeding process that we adhere to which includes never marrying anyone beyond a second cousin. This ensures for proper mullet growth in our children. So yes, I am a redneck through and through.

 

[NYPDwife]

I am a redneck. I didn't come to these boards to defend my trailer park heritage. I come from a long lineage of redneck ancestors. We have a strict breeding process that we adhere to which includes never marrying anyone beyond a second cousin. This ensures for proper mullet growth in our children. So yes, I am a redneck through and through.

I'm going to grow a mullet b/c apparently it makes you smart. Maybe it holds in all the things you've learned in school?

 

[NYPDwife]

What exactly is that supposed to mean? I completed eighth grade and made it halfway through ninth. I happen to be very smart. At least I did something honorable with my education, unlike you, who seems to take pride in being a NYPD(Northern Yuppie Pot Dealer)wife.

Yup, b/c Northern Yuppie Pot Dealer wives make the best brownies....

 

[Wall-E1]

I'm going to grow a mullet b/c apparently it makes you smart. Maybe it holds in all the things you've learned in school?

Party in the back, all business up front. Do I detect a bit of jealousy over my finely coiffed mane? I'm sorry, but I don't think you New Yorkers have the ability to grow such a glorious hairstyle. With all your mating with people from foreign countries such as Boston and Chicago, you have lost the ability to grow a mullet proper.

 

[LondonUnderground]

george harrison had a mullet

 

[WDWKOOK]

If ever you have another prosthetic mishap, you can hobble right over to POTC and grab a temp. leg.

 

[kimmar067]

If ever you have another prosthetic mishap, you can hobble right over to POTC and grab a temp. leg.

....they ran out - you now have to go to 'Guest Services' at the GF to get one....

 

[FergieTCat]

Afternoon all. I wanted to check in sooner, but there was a crowd of rampant deviants blocking my way and I had to push them aside to get to my office.

 

[Tuffcookie]

Well, apparently Disney is all upset because they claim I had concealed items in the park. You see, I hollered out that wooden leg so as I could keep things in there. When Disney retrieved the leg, they found all sorts of things in it. My cigarettes. The Playboy magazine. My sawed off shotgun. Chewin' tobacco. Our pet boa. So, Disney was all unhappy about this. So, I's ask them if they had a proper search warrant to go through my leg like that. Then they write up a report proper and want to get all of my personal information in case the old lady wants to sue me.

OP, Not to worry...They don't hve a leg to stand on!

TC

 

[LondonUnderground]

ive been here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll day ;D

 

[Poohbear123]

........you owe me a new 'puter screeen.

 

[kimmar067]

ive been here aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll day ;D

"...and ah been workin' like a daw-w-w-w-w-g..."

 

[LondonUnderground]

"...and ah been workin' like a daw-w-w-w-w-g..."

i have to break it to you, but thats not the lyrics xD *including my post*

the family has decided what we are doing for the summer

well. actually i decided, but oh well xD

we are going to visit abbey road studios, where i am going to write on the wall, and cross the famous abbey road road and then we are flying to the john lennon liverpool airport, to see the john lennon statue, then going on beatles tours

 

[LondonUnderground]

its

and i worrrk aaall day, to get you money, to buy you thingss!

 

[Piglets Mommy]

I'd love to see the Splash Mountain picture of that lady with your wooden leg in her mouth...puts a whole new spin on "putting your foot in your mouth" I'll bet you could also get a new leg over at Pirates League or whatever that new Pirate dress up place is!