NOT Another Swine Flu Thread.....

[redlight]

<<--- feels her bottom expanding.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Of course, I would like to learn how to use shoulder pads as floatation devices. Would you please teach us, oh, wise one?

Welcome to PKM Airlines. In the event of an emergency, shoulder pads will drop from the ceiling. These shoulder pads are certified by the U.S. Coast Guard to keep you afloat in the Atlantic Ocean until help arrives. Before exiting the craft, please remove the waterproof matches we have provided, along with the bottle of Aqua Net strapped to the underside of your seat. This will enable you to safely and effectively signal the Coast Guard. This type of Aqua Net flare can be seen for a minimum of 20-30 miles.

Thank you for flying PKM Airlines and rock on!

 

[redlight]

Welcome to PKM Airlines. In the event of an emergency, shoulder pads will drop from the ceiling. These shoulder pads are certified by the U.S. Coast Guard to keep you afloat in the Atlantic Ocean until help arrives. Before exiting the craft, please remove the waterproof matches we have provided, along with the bottle of Aqua Net strapped to the underside of your seat. This will enable you to safely and effectively signal the Coast Guard. This type of Aqua Net flare can be seen for a minimum of 20-30 miles.

Thank you for flying PKM Airlines and rock on!

 

[kaoden39]

With chocolate syrup and whip cream......yummy....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

<<--- feels her bottom expanding.

With chocolate syrup and whip cream......yummy....

 

[Pakey]

If my butt explodes does that mean it will be smaller in the aftermath?

Can I get tickets on PKM airlines through Expedia? I have to collect milage points.

 

[kimmar067]

<<--- feels her bottom expanding.

 

[kimmar067]

...lookee-lookee, almost TWO WHOLE PAGES and no mention of "S.F." ["swine flu"].....
....but now I've got the word 'bahookie' stuck in my head!

 

[wickey's friend]

...lookee-lookee, almost TWO WHOLE PAGES and no mention of "S.F." ["swine flu"].....
....but now I've got the word 'bahookie' stuck in my head!

You said bahookie.

And yes, ears first with Mickey waffles.


(What, no zebra domes?)

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

well, if you have BACON with yer waffles.....

 

[kimmar067]

You said bahookie.

And yes, ears first with Mickey waffles.


(What, no zebra domes?)

...uhhh, ummmmm, yes, yes, YES, I was JUST getting to that.....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm afraid to ask -- what are zebra domes?

 

[kimmar067]

And yes, ears first with Mickey waffles.

...jes' like chocolate bunnies....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Who's good with photoshop. Need to make that "My Bahookie Hurts"

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm afraid to ask -- what are zebra domes?

sorta like winnie the POO threats!!!

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I don't know why I am still always shocked at: (1) how quickly a thread goes off topic; and (2) how quickly I get lost and sit here shaking my head because I'm just not following along.

I guess in this instance there isn't a topic, per se, but sometimes I really need someone to explain to me what is going on.

 

[kimmar067]

Who's good with photoshop. Need to make that "My Bahookie Hurts"

 

[kimmar067]

I don't know why I am still always shocked at: (1) how quickly a thread goes off topic; and (2) how quickly I get lost and sit here shaking my head because I'm just not following along.

I guess in this instance there isn't a topic, per se, but sometimes I really need someone to explain to me what is going on.

...NOTHING is off-topic, as long as the topic IS NOT S. F. !!!!

 

[kimmar067]

sorta like winnie the POO threats!!!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I don't know why I am still always shocked at: (1) how quickly a thread goes off topic; and (2) how quickly I get lost and sit here shaking my head because I'm just not following along.

I guess in this instance there isn't a topic, per se, but sometimes I really need someone to explain to me what is going on.

focus on the waffles and you'll be fine