Non-mom jeans and CRACK!!

[FreshTressa]

Okay....I have a tall bum crack.

Right now, I'm wearing jeans that go just one inch below my belly button, and my crack shows when I sit down.

I spend lots of time on the floor...cleaning, painting, playing with my kids etc., and I feel like I'm always working to cover up the crack.

It is there in all jeans....lucky brand, gap, old navy.

I'm about ready to return to mom jeans so I can spare everyone the view of my, um, long crack.

 

[JennyMominRI]

I saw on Saturday Night Live that they now have moisturizer for your coin slot... At least then you crack will look smoth as a baby's well bottom.

 

[MzDiz]

Careful, you may end up around someone like me that takes pictures of them and posts them on the internet

 

[FreshTressa]

lol, yup, thats me!

so....which is worse....crack, or mom jeans??

 

[transparant]

Careful, you may end up around someone like me that takes pictures of them and posts them on the internet

OMG! NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

 

[princess pooh]

There are long t-shirts that keep you covered when you're sitting or bending over. That way your crack or non-mom undies won't peek out

 

[transparant]

lol, yup, thats me!

so....which is worse....crack, or mom jeans??

CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I saw on Saturday Night Live that they now have moisturizer for your coin slot... At least then you crack will look smoth as a baby's well nptto,

That's so funny, cause I was just about to post that same thing. Yep, Lindsay Lohan told us all about the coin slot cleanser. I never even knew it was called a coin slot!

But for me personally, I would rather wear the mom-jeans with a long shirt than have my crack showing. JMO.

When DH is brushing his teeth and his crack is showing out the top of his undies, I stick Q-Tips in there. I laugh like a hyena every time. It never gets old for me!

 

[FreshTressa]

There are long t-shirts that keep you covered when you're sitting or bending over. That way your crack or non-mom undies won't peek out

I can never find shirts long enough to cover when I sit!! Unless they aren't fitted, then I look like a balloon. Maybe I'll get some long man tanks and tuck them in.

It is not even like they are low-rise....they are just mid rise.

 

[Connie of Trenton]

Maybe you need something like an adult size onesie to keep you covered...haha

 

[FreshTressa]

ROFL.....I need to pull out my crotch snap shirts from the early 90's.

I used to wear those with high waist, pencil leg jeans, rofl.

I see the appeal now. Or a giant leotard.

 

[Chipperdini]

When DH is brushing his teeth and his crack is showing out the top of his undies, I stick Q-Tips in there. I laugh like a hyena every time. It never gets old for me!

If I were your DH, I would have to kill you for posting this.

But since I'm not...

 

[Skylarr29]

You better watch out before you end up with the tag "has a tall bum crack"

 

[Buckalew11]

When DH is brushing his teeth and his crack is showing out the top of his undies, I stick Q-Tips in there. I laugh like a hyena every time. It never gets old for me!

I can;t believe I just read this...

 

[Cass]

How about jeans that go to your waist with a good stiff leather belt around them?

 

[irisbud]

Try NY and company jeans. I have the same problem, and these go to a good spot. They are high enough not to let crack show and low enough not to make you look like you're trying to give your chest a lift.

 

[FreshTressa]

I don't think they sell those around here!!

Think they have bumcrack reduction surgery??

 

[princesspumpkin]

I can't believe we're saying CRACK on the Disboards

 

[DisnyMama]

Just put some spackle back there!

 

[taximomfor4]

At home, I don't worry about it. But dd3 is always telling me "Mommy, Pull your pants up to cover your BUCKY!"

I guess I am having similar issues?? But I WILL NOT wear Mom Jeans. I just am extra careful in public (although in emergencies, I am SURE I ended up with my coin slot on the internet.)