SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street,
the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to
that bar and get something to drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They
walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a
pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on
a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew
his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the
bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is
my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!?
They gave me a Chihuahua??
and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street,
the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to
that bar and get something to drink."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They
walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a
pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on
a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew
his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the
bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is
my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!?
They gave me a Chihuahua??
