GoofyDad869 said:Oh yeah,
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!
the house.cocowum said:Yo mamma's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came squirtin' out.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits Aroundthe house.
I like that one.ckret01 said:Your Moma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles

Grumpy's Wife said:I like that one.![]()
Yo momma.....oh I've got nothing.![]()
Monte Cristo said:Your mamma is soooo bigggggg that she tripped over Wal Mart and landed on Target.
Your momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed a season of Emeril live.
GoofyDad869 said:Yo momma so fat, when she ran away as a child, her picture was on all four sides of the milk carton...
tiff211 said:Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

sk8ingmom said:Oh and what the heck is a "Wheat Thick" ????
I thought it was funny.GoofyDad869 said:Yo momma so fat, when she ran away as a child, her picture was on all four sides of the milk carton...
hiwaygal said:the opposite of a wheat thin?I thought it was funny.

ckret01 said:Oh my god these are hysterical!!!![]()
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Yo Moma is so stupid she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail
sk8ingmom said:Why why why are you all being so MEAN to me.![]()
I just stated my opinion. MY opinion.
My momma has nothing to do with it. Please stay on topic!
