No it doesn't!

My Indigo child could be up yo momma (intellectually that is.....and, of course, only if she wanted to, and the stars all line up...........)
 
GoofyDad869 said:
Oh yeah,

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!


Yo mamma's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came squirtin' out.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits Around :earseek: the house.
 
cocowum said:
Yo mamma's so fat, when she broke her leg gravy came squirtin' out.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits Around :earseek: the house.

Yo momma so fat, when she ran away as a child, her picture was on all four sides of the milk carton...
 

Grumpy's Wife said:
I like that one. :thumbsup2

Yo momma.....oh I've got nothing. :confused3

How 'bout:

Yo momma so dumb she takes 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"...
 
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
 
Your mamma is soooo bigggggg that she tripped over Wal Mart and landed on Target.

Your momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed a season of Emeril live.
 
Monte Cristo said:
Your mamma is soooo bigggggg that she tripped over Wal Mart and landed on Target.

Your momma is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed a season of Emeril live.


Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
 
Why why why are you all being so MEAN to me. :sad:

I just stated my opinion. MY opinion.

My momma has nothing to do with it. Please stay on topic!
 
Oh and what the heck is a "Wheat Thick" ????
 
sk8ingmom said:
Oh and what the heck is a "Wheat Thick" ????


the opposite of a wheat thin? :confused3 I thought it was funny.
 
GoofyDad869 said:
Yo momma so fat, when she ran away as a child, her picture was on all four sides of the milk carton...


Yo mamma's so old , she wuz a waitress at the last supper.
 
Oh my god these are hysterical!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Yo Moma is so stupid she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail
 
hiwaygal said:
the opposite of a wheat thin? :confused3 I thought it was funny.

Oh, I get it!! It is funny but I totally wasn't thinking of Wheat Thins! Apparently, my momma is dumb. ;)
 
ckret01 said:
Oh my god these are hysterical!!! :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

Yo Moma is so stupid she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
 
sk8ingmom said:
Why why why are you all being so MEAN to me. :sad:

I just stated my opinion. MY opinion.

My momma has nothing to do with it. Please stay on topic!

Is not!
 


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