No, I have the hairiest, no I do .

[charlie,nj]

I really don’t think there can be any winners in this contest..

(hey fellow NJ DISer’s note that is did NOT happen in Jersey City)

Stabbing Over Hairy Butt Dispute

Nov 15, 2002 7:11 am US/Eastern

(1010 WINS) MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.

Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.

Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed slash Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.

Nieves was arrested later that morning at his home and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief. He was being held Friday on $25,000 bail at the Warren County Jail.


Taken from www.1010wins.com

 

[Mermaid02]

ROTFL..... Who would want to own up to that?

 

[olena]

Note to Emmanuel and Erik.....this does NOT impress the ladies!

 

[browneyes]

I bet both of them will be the butt of many jokes for a long time.

 

[Serena]

What a couple of idiots!

 

[antnee]

2 of my college buddies out there had this contest back in college, but no-one slashed anyone over it

PS I didnt even show in the contest

 

[figmentvi]

Now there's a couple of real bright ones there

 

[Deb in IA]

ONLY in Jersey, charlie, only in Jersey . . .

 

[alabamaalan]

I can't believe this hasn't been said yet, but I suppose it is just too obvious:

They should have turned the other cheek!

 

[nativetxn]

For heaven's sake! What a couple of wackos

 

[DisMNagain]

It takes all kinds and this is just more proof of that!

 

[catsrule]

Well, they obviously haven't met JasonLyons yet.

 

[charlie,nj]

lol

….. I want to know more about the “other friends”… were they the judges?

“were talking with some other FRIENDS at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.”


When I read this story all I could think about was the fictitious names we use to write down in HS for substitute teachers…. Harry Butts…Ben Dover….

 

[WillyJ]

I don't suppose I have to read the whole article to know some sort of drinking was involved with this deal ..




Just a sidenote. . I want to say how cool it is to post on a thread with both Charlie and Patti on it. . likeold home week. .

 

[SonjaB]

So.......was Sasquatch the winner or the loser????

I guess it was a good thing they hadn't decided to compare anything else before the slashing started.

 

[DaisyDebbie]

men will compete over anything, especially those NJ ones

 

[charlie,nj]

WillyJ - Guys like that ruin it for all of us other guys. Sort of like those magicians who tell how magic tricks are done. What next, I suppose some guy will post onto snoopy’s fingernail polish thread and admit he gets his nails done.

SonjaH - my nickname in HS was Sasquatch. (don’t ask)

Hey this really is like home coming week.

 

[SonjaB]

Okay, Charlie, now I HAVE to ask......

 

[charlie,nj]

SonjaH - All I will say is that it involved beer(yes Willy), the woods, a frightened homeowner, and the police. I don’t want to give too much more away and ruin it for other Sasquatch. I will tell you that being chased through the woods by police with flashlights and dogs is no fun. (no wonder Sasquatch never come out of the woods)

 

[WillyJ]

Maybe you just didn't drink the right amount of beer Charlie. .