Night Prayer (joke)...

[SuiteDisney]

FEMALE PRAYER:


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

And now for the men.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.

Amen

 

[Serena]

 

[Pebblszzz]

I have ex-boyfriends who might be offended by this thread...

And I know a few women with big boobs who might flame ya, too!