December99
<font color=orange>WDW Antenna Topper Queen</font>
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I got this in an email from a friend and I couldn't resist!!!
NIGHT CLASSES FOR MEN - SIGN UP NOW
Classes for Men at our Local Learning Center for
Adults. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty
level of their contents, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by
step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the
Holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the
Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the
Floors/! Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Individual
practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory
graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can
They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples
on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other. Help line support and other support
groups.
TOPIC 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With
Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the
House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT
Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly
as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Base Differences Between
Mother and Wife. On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing
techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and
Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral shock
therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued
to the few survivors.
NIGHT CLASSES FOR MEN - SIGN UP NOW
Classes for Men at our Local Learning Center for
Adults. Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty
level of their contents, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants each.
TOPIC 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by
step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the
Holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the
Technique of Lifting the Seat Up and Avoiding the
Floors/! Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Individual
practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and explanatory
graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can
They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples
on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other. Help line support and other support
groups.
TOPIC 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With
Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the
House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT
Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly
as She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Base Differences Between
Mother and Wife. On-line class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing
techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates, and
Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral shock
therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued
to the few survivors.
