stevenpensacola
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Time for my gripe o' the day....
For those of you with the beep-beep phones...don't they have a volume control? Do you HAVE to have it turned up all the way all the time? The reason you use a phone is so you DON'T have to shout....the phone transmits your NORMAL voice over long distances.....
I feel better now....
something I found on the web:
Beep beep! Yo! Where you at?
I hate push-to-talk phones. They fill me with rage. You know those phones that decided that a loud, distorted rap song ringtone wasnt quite annoying enough, so they upped the volume, introduced a shrill double-beep between each turn of the conversation, and oh kept the annoying rap ring tones, for good measure. As annoying as it was to hear one side of the Yo, where you at? conversation, hearing both sides, punctuated with shrill beeps, brings it to a whole new level of annoying.
Let me break it down for you losers (who seem to be predominantly male): youre not a policeman. Youre not a fireman. Youre not even a freaking construction site supervisor. You have no need for a walkie-talkie that broadcasts each transmission for all to hear. Not only are you an unimportant person, youre a whole evolutionary generation behind the average annoying cell phone user. You are the pinnacle of banality, and yet you think your mind-numbing tripe is actually worthy of public broadcast. Id kick you in the crotch if I werent sure that your lack of descension would result in your pelvic bone bruising my foot.
Carrying such a device marks you as a moron. It is automatically indicative of both a sub-100 I.Q. and a false sense of self-importance. Of course, the sort of people who use such hellish devices are probably not computer users. Most of the people whom I have approach werent even aware that they could turn the beeps and the extra-loud volume off and, you know, use their cell phone like a bleeding cell phone.
Posted by Mark | Oct 28th, 2005 @ 10:47 PM
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For those of you with the beep-beep phones...don't they have a volume control? Do you HAVE to have it turned up all the way all the time? The reason you use a phone is so you DON'T have to shout....the phone transmits your NORMAL voice over long distances.....
I feel better now....
something I found on the web:
Beep beep! Yo! Where you at?
I hate push-to-talk phones. They fill me with rage. You know those phones that decided that a loud, distorted rap song ringtone wasnt quite annoying enough, so they upped the volume, introduced a shrill double-beep between each turn of the conversation, and oh kept the annoying rap ring tones, for good measure. As annoying as it was to hear one side of the Yo, where you at? conversation, hearing both sides, punctuated with shrill beeps, brings it to a whole new level of annoying.
Let me break it down for you losers (who seem to be predominantly male): youre not a policeman. Youre not a fireman. Youre not even a freaking construction site supervisor. You have no need for a walkie-talkie that broadcasts each transmission for all to hear. Not only are you an unimportant person, youre a whole evolutionary generation behind the average annoying cell phone user. You are the pinnacle of banality, and yet you think your mind-numbing tripe is actually worthy of public broadcast. Id kick you in the crotch if I werent sure that your lack of descension would result in your pelvic bone bruising my foot.
Carrying such a device marks you as a moron. It is automatically indicative of both a sub-100 I.Q. and a false sense of self-importance. Of course, the sort of people who use such hellish devices are probably not computer users. Most of the people whom I have approach werent even aware that they could turn the beeps and the extra-loud volume off and, you know, use their cell phone like a bleeding cell phone.
Posted by Mark | Oct 28th, 2005 @ 10:47 PM
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