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[goofyandplutoluver]

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woot. Congrats.

hi everyone

you might be a redneck if..
your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

Seems like each time
Im with you I loose my mind,
Because Im bending over backwards to relate.
Its one thing to complain
But when youre driving me insane
Well then I think its time that we took a break.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far

is that sum 41?

 

[tinkerbell12]

I know Im not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had to.
Is it attention that we crave dont tell us to behave,
Im sick of always hearing act your age.

I dont want to waste my time
Become aother casualty of society.
Ill never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down.

 

[MuskratSusie]

Peace out everybody! Bye.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

bored

 

[ComfyinNautica]

Peace out everybody! Bye.

bye! :]

 

[tinkerbell12]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

 

[life of the party]

You might be a redneck if..
Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

c ya

 

[tinkerbell12]

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feels so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good

 

[tinkerbell12]

Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure love to stare
Drama doesn't follow me it rides on my back
I may be ugly but they sure ,they sure, love to stare

And you check labels more than the FCC
And these calories are, are killing me
This is a sticky situation
So keep your chest in the game
And drop your jaw and coax me
(coax me, coax me)

 

[tinkerbell12]

Remember the time 1989,
When I grew up to see the sign.
Without you, I can't breathe.

I look upon to see the stars,
The Milky Way, the Moon and Mars,
I miss you, by my side.

Who will ever know the way?
If I came back to hear you say:
"I need you, in my life!"

All in all it's not too late.
Forget the past, try to create,
A feeling that can wait.

 

[ComfyinNautica]

You might be a redneck if..
Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

lolll

 

[life of the party]

You might be a redneck if..
You own a homemade fur coat.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight

 

[Disney.Ears]

You might be a redneck if..
Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.

You might be a redneck if..
that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

LOL!

You might be a redneck if...
you stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

You might be a redneck if...
you wonder how service stations
keep their restrooms so clean.

You might be a redneck if...
your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

woot. Congrats.



you might be a redneck if..
your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FINDING THIS STUFF?! LMAO.

 

[tinkerbell12]

But if you fall back into my life
I promise you I would never let another day just pass us by
I could never leave this world undone
I want to be your only one

And now it's not the same with you away
Just holding onto hope to save my days
I won't survive
So just stay with me tonight, and try

 

[tinkerbell12]

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

 

[life of the party]

You might be a redneck if..
Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."

 

[tinkerbell12]

I got a first class ticket to a night all alone
And a front row seat up right by the phone
Cause you're always on my mind
And I'm running out of time
I've got your hair on my pillow and your smell in my sheets
And it makes me think about you with the sand in your feet
Is it all you thought it'd be?
You mean everything to me

But I'm the first to fall and the last to know
And where'd you go?