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like the rising tide
beating hearts glow
but never die
but simplify


i'll stand by your side
close my eyes
hope you never die
 

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You might be a redneck if..
You carried a fishing pole into sea world .

:D

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Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores

On the blackest waves in hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know!
 
You might be a redneck if...
you think the three primary colors are
John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.


You might be a redneck if...
you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.


You might be a redneck if...
your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather. :eek:
 
Torn apart at the seams as my dreams turn to tears
I'm not feeling the situation
Run away try to find that safe place you can hide
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like
Me!
 
You might be a redneck if...
you think the three primary colors are
John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.


You might be a redneck if...
you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.


You might be a redneck if...
your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather. :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.

Seems like each time
Im with you I loose my mind,
Because Im bending over backwards to relate.
Its one thing to complain
But when youre driving me insane
Well then I think its time that we took a break.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far
 
You might be a redneck if..
that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
 
You might be a redneck if..
that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT ONE

on a cruise i went on there was a girl who always had to pull up her pants
and a bunch of us would be like "HEY ASHLEY, SAY NO TO CRACK! xD"
 
LOL!

You might be a redneck if...
you stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".

You might be a redneck if...
you wonder how service stations
keep their restrooms so clean.

You might be a redneck if...
your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

:laughing:
 
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