It's the Chavvy Wavvys!
Oh look it's Chavvy Mummy & Daddy. Morning Chavvy Mummy! Morning Chavvy Daddy! Morning Chavvy Son! Morning Chavvy Daughter! Oh. Has your Chavvy Brother got something that belongs to you? Will you give it back Chavvy Brother? No? Well will you show us what it is then? Thanks. Oh look, a pregnency test! Have you taken the test Chavvy Daughter? Do you know what the result is? Oh, you do? Oh dear! It looks like you're pregnent Chavvy Daughter! Are you angry Chavvy Mummy & Daddy? No? Oh of course not, because you'll get more money in benefits and she'll get her own council house! Isn't Chavvy Daughter clever? And she's only fourteen.