New Twilight Thread: Forks or La Push? Hmmmmmm....

[valeriesunshine]

Now is the the time to listen gals, I'll only say this once:

Jacob *middle name* Black annoys me greatly. Not only is it that he is a lovesick puppy who would do anything to date Bella, it's his annoying arrogant attitude. I can't stand arrogance. It blocks your mind's pathways of acceptance. He tried to trick Bella into loving him in Eclipse, which really got on my bad side. Even to make things worse, he made her feel guilty, and asked Jacob to kiss her. Jacob manipulated poor Bella into thinking that he could possibly be the one for her. I have a bit more tolerance for him after Breaking Dawn, but that'll change on my next read through, I'm sure.

OKAY. So Jacob is a horrible arrogent person and Rosalie is this sweet misunderstood angel?! Billy, let me ask you this: How would you feel if your heart is basically torn out from your chest and burned at the stake? How would you feel if the woman you love is in love with this god-like vampire, and you could not compare to his beauty? HOW WOULD YOU FELL BILLY?! Jacob has been through the worst pain anyone could imagine, he watched who he loved die, slowly. He watched that thing destroy her from the iside out, knowing he could do nothing, knowing that Edward had caused it. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL BILLY?! To watch the one you love die...
He had pictured that Bella would live a normal life, and saw that future slowly fade away until all that was left was blackness. Bella could have chosen the natural path her life would have taken. She wouldnt have to throw her life away, she wouldnt have to put everyone in danger.

Okay, now Billy, please think about what I have just said, and come back and tell me your opinion that is unbiased.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Rosalie should have died. xD

 

[Captain Brain]

OKAY. So Jacob is a horrible arrogent person and Rosalie is this sweet misunderstood angel?! Billy, let me ask you this: How would you feel if your heart is basically torn out from your chest and burned at the stake? How would you feel if the woman you love is in love with this god-like vampire, and you could not compare to his beauty? HOW WOULD YOU FELL BILLY?! Jacob has been through the worst pain anyone could imagine, he watched who he loved die, slowly. He watched that thing destroy her from the iside out, knowing he could do nothing, knowing that Edward had caused it. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL BILLY?! To watch the one you love die...
He had pictured that Bella would live a normal life, and saw that future slowly fade away until all that was left was blackness. Bella could have chosen the natural path her life would have taken. She wouldnt have to throw her life away, she wouldnt have to put everyone in danger.

Okay, now Billy, please think about what I have just said, and come back and tell me your opinion that is unbiased.

Tell me Valerie, how much coffee have you had today?

 

[valeriesunshine]

Tell me Valerie, how much coffee have you had today?

I hate coffee. So I see you have no rebuttal to what I have said.

 

[Captain Brain]

I hate coffee. So I see you have no rebuttal to what I have said.

Why so serious? I'll give you your rebuttal, it just takes time to write a masterpiece, dear.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Rosalie-lovers arent allowed to use Joker quotes.

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Rosalie should have died. xD

Oh yes.
Jacob should of just torn her apart.
I would of enjoyed that.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Oh yes.
Jacob should of just torn her apart.
I would of enjoyed that.

me too. The book would have been 40,000 times better. XD

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

me too. The book would have been 40,000 times better. XD

i know. xD
But careful, can't get food in her hair.

 

[Captain Brain]

Rosalie-lovers arent allowed to use Joker quotes.

Rosalie haters aren't allowed to tell Roslaie lovers what to do.

 

[Captain Brain]

Because I need to make a rebuttal to support dear Rose/destroy Jacobith:

Whoa. Valerie. Don't go crazy because I dislike Jacob greatly. Think of me as the anti Jacob. I can't like him, just as you cannot stand Rose and Ed. If you know one thing about me it's that I have had my heart broken. Much in the way Jake has, except without the vampires and wolves. Don't ask me how I feel. I've been destroyed, but I got over it. Just as Jake should've after Twilight. When someone is taken and loving it, someone else should not try to worm them out of love. It's cruel.

Do you honestly believe that after Bella had fallen in love with Edward that she would give him up? If you do, I'm sorry that love for Jake has clouded your vision. She could have had a normal human life with Jake, but she would rather be a vamp with Ed. Surely you can understand that.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Rosalie haters aren't allowed to tell Roslaie lovers what to do.

Rosalie haters > Rosalie Lovers.

THEREFORE.. Majority wins. XD

 

[Captain Brain]

Rosalie haters > Rosalie Lovers.

THEREFORE.. Majority wins. XD

Rosalie > Jacob, your doggy, Edward, and Christian Bale. Ha.

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Rosalie > Jacob, your doggy, Edward, and Christian Bale. Ha.

Thats not even possible. xD

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Rosalie > Jacob, your doggy, Edward, and Christian Bale. Ha.

HAHHH!

1) Dont particularily enjoy Jacob at all.

2) Nothing pwns Edward

3) Alright BUDDY. Lets make this a bet. Lets see if your Rosalie's movie can make more than my Christian Bale's.

 

[Captain Brain]

HAHHH!

1) Dont particularily enjoy Jacob at all.

2) Nothing pwns Edward

3) Alright BUDDY. Lets make this a bet. Lets see if your Rosalie's movie can make more than my Christian Bale's.

Christian is arrested. Nikki Reed isn't.

 

[valeriesunshine]

Let me straighten some things out.
1. I like Edward, I dont hate him.
2. Jacob didnt as you put 'worm Edward and Bella out of love'
3. This is my biggest point, and I really hope you consider this: Team Edward and Team Jacob. When you are on a certain 'team' you stand for what you believe would be best for Bella. NOT who we think shes going to end up with. Please do not demean me, I know that Bella was going up end up with Edward, I am not stupid. Im on Team Jacob because I believe that Jacob would be the best choice for Bella in the end.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Christian is arrested. Nikki Reed isn't.

actually. he went there for like 4 hours to clear stuff up.

It was on verbal abuse anyways.

hmm, 500 million $$ movie, or like 100 million $$ movie?

 

[Captain Brain]

I never demeaned you, Valerie.

It's just a book. Chill out.

 

[valeriesunshine]

Yes it is just a book, I know, but this is about what I believe in and I stand up for what I believe in.