okay...i found my first real crazy...
Stranger: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they'll hear us!
Stranger: listen in, we dont have much time...
You: ...?
Stranger: they'll be here within the next 30 seconds. if you dont do exactly as i say you will die. do you trust me?
Stranger: i said, DO YOU TRUST ME?
Stranger: NOTHING'S
IMPORTANT! what is important is that you go to the second door to the left in the hallway your room is adjacent to
Stranger: when you get there, get DOWN ON THE GROUND and dont make a sound
You: i don't have a hallway in my house. and i don't have a bedroom.
Stranger: what i tell you next is vital...
Stranger: I NEVER SAID BEDROOM!
Stranger: you must protect the package in that room. at. all. costs.
You: you said my room. i dont have one.
Stranger: wait... what?
Stranger: do you sleep outside?
Stranger: never mind... DO AS I SAY!
You: no. i don't sleep. they didn't see it fit to give me a room.
You:

Stranger: OH NO THEYRE HERE!! ITS TOO LATE ITS TOO *BLAM BLAM*
Stranger: mmmm Whatcha say???
is that like...a scene from a movie??