inkkognito
<font color=green>I shall call him Mini-Me<br><fon
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Universal sources have confirmed that in addition to the Jaws and Disaster queue line houses, they are adding another that is rumored to be the longest and most terrifying ever. You will weave your way shoulder to shoulder through a maddening series of twists and turns for up to three hours while the same soundtrack repeats itself every few minutes until you are driven to the point of insanity. You will be forced to stop moving at random points for varying lengths of time, trying desperately to draw in breath while crammed in the the other cattle. Then, just when there is a light at the end of the tunnel (flashing LEDs actually) and you climb desperately towards it, you hear a manical voice announce "This attraction is closed for the day. Leave the line now."
Guess which queue it's gonna be in?
(Sorry, after two straighht days of long, wasted waits, I couldn't help.)
Guess which queue it's gonna be in?
(Sorry, after two straighht days of long, wasted waits, I couldn't help.)
Once I read... "you hear a manical voice announce "This attraction is closed for the day. Leave the line now.", I knew what ride you were talking about! 
